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Patio Tom:Serial Killer

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About Me

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24 years old now and still dont feel much past 16 (although my mental age is much lower), still with the old parental units after a couple of years away, planning on getting out again soon though (once i sort my funds out "sniger"). At the mo working for the Blood Suckers that are Siemens Communication which has to be said sucks huge amounts of cammel cock (apart fromm the fact that i have met a girl there and as far as i know shes never been near a cammels cock) but hey its work, it pays for my beer smoke and new tunes, but planning to switch job roles sooner rather than later. Spend most of my time listening to music from a variety of genres from alternative rock to dance but really hate the more commercial shite which sadly plagues the UK music scene. Spend my time DJing which has to be said is more addictive than crack, play anything from Breaks/Hard House/Hard Trance/NRG/Funky House. Have just got to the level where im happy to play out and currently play the warm up set at my mates new night MINT, its Proper Bo i tell the!! come down!! Just got my pc sorted to so can get my lazy arse recording some sets, might even post one on here. Fave pass time in normally spent either in a club (mainly Breaks) or at a good old English festival like Glastonbury which I have been to for the past 4 years and is gutted it aint on this year, BEST WEEKEND OF THE YEAR (Nothing like trying to hold a crap in for nearly a week) Tend to entertain myself by wigging people heads out with silly/strange behaviour and suffer from a massive lack of morels. Have a intresting sense of humour a enjoy watching UK comedy such as league of gentlemen/blackadder/monty python but hate cheesy shite american stuff like friends with it shocking dubbed over laughter, that stuff can piss off up its own arse, Friends tut arse wipe!!(ps sorry bit stoned while re writting this ha ha :)

My Interests

In short Ganja, DJing, Music and a five knuckle shuffle before bed

I'd like to meet:

Sadly most of the peple i would like to meet are Dead so can't really go in to this. But if i could meet people from the past i would get a DJing lesson from Tony D Vit, jam with Hendrix (after a quick lesson) and jump in to bed with Lennon and spark up a fat spliff. Living people would be Matt Bellamy from Muse and Thom York from Radiohead

Music:

As a DJ i love most types of dance music from Hard Dance to Electro and most things in between. but really into my Breaks at the momentOthe music would be most of the fatanstic alternative britsh rock bands that are coming through over the past couple of years such as the The Corel/ The Libertines/Razorlight, watch out world the Uk's gona get ya! Bigger bands i like are people like Muse/Radiohead/The Beatles ect

Movies:

Luv me films, things from when i was a nipper like the goonies/willy wonker/star wars, british cult classics like lock stock/trainspotting/human traffic, anything random or different like donny darko/butterflie effect/city of god and good bit of horror like dawn of the dead/IT/Exorsist

Television:

Bit of FannyOaks on channel 4 at 6:30 and what ever comedy happens to be on Little Britain, League of Gentlemen, Shamless, Bo Selecta (but not the 3rd series cause it was toss) and loads of old random stuff like Bottom, Blackadder, Young Ones

Books:

Howard Marks Autobiography, intresting bloke Stuff about how fucked up america is!

Heroes:

John Lennon, Thom York, Paul Glazby/Andy Farley/Plum DJ's (DJ's)