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Gnu Poo

I don't sleep, I dream.

About Me

My favourite thing in life is probably laughing. Smiling makes me feel good and people smiling at me is even better...so crack them out people :) I live for friends, fun, music and my next meal. I did journalism at uni but haven't done anything with my degree as too lazy and spend too much time with spiderman's mrs.Sometime later... I've found myself in Oz...Taking 12 months out of nothing much to go to Thailand, Australia, New Zealand, Chile, Argentina and Brazil...shit thing is the trip will be over before I know it...only got 4 months to go I think. Flown by faster than a priest shooting his load and I can;t see me being ready to leave. Missing you all loads back home and those of you I've met along the way....keep the mails coming!! xI'm home. Rio to Rushden. It's a bit of a shit reality but there are upsides and is fab to see everyone again. Have to admit that if I had the chance I wouldn't hesitate to go back out again but feel like maybe I should work on having something to show for my 23 yrs of being... ..

My Interests

I've decided I'm probably not in the best frame of mind to be signing up to this thing today. Usually I have a lot (too much) to say for myself but right now I'm struggling to activate the withering brain. Go on girl. Ok. I like music muchly much, and food, especially other people's, although that is not to say I would just pick it off your plate and eat it. If your name was Karen and you couldn't bring yourself to have more than a measly munch, then I would probably make a few sideways glances so you are aware that if you hadn't the heart, or the stomach, then I would be much more than willing to offer my vast capacity, smear it all over my body, lick myself clean and then eat my own carcass.

I'd like to meet:

oooo so many people that come to think of it I can't think of any

Music:

ah man, i do love it so (esp. rock, dnb, punk, metal, trip hop, hip hop, breaks, hard house (mainly to dance like a mentalist or tidy my cesspit to) etc.) but there's lots of stuff i just can't relate to....generally dislike (with a fair passion) Rnb, cheesy dance/trance, 80's disco, student night songs, poppy pop, garage etc. Apart from that...depends on the mood, the moment, the legs and the intoxication...When I hit my teens it started with Pantera, Nirvana, The Beatles (from much younger actually) and Snoop Doggy Dog and carried on from there. There's too many good uns to write down specifics so I won't bother. Oh and much support for friends/local: Cogent, Good Cop Bad Cop, Daniel Ro, Deadeye, the departure, Nekkrosis, Neoplasia, Audio Einstein,English, Gutworm, A dog's life, supercasino, elektranque petanque, shootdogg, milo mcdowell, MINT crew and all of you super talented or just crazily charismatic souls giving it a go...

Movies:

On a less vague note.... City of God (thinking that might be my fav.), Goodfellas, Reqiuem for a Dream, Friday, Shaun of the Dead, Scarface, Fear and loathing..., The Labrynth, Anything Tarantino, American History X, A Clockwork Orange, Total Recall, Trainspotting etc.

Television:

hardly worth the bother. Usually opt for music instead, unless there's something funny on (Teachers,The Office, the Simpsons,Little Britain,Monkeydust...) or a good film...

Books:

don't know what happened to my book section as something about a spaghetti monster had randomly appeared!! Love Irvine Welsh, read porno people! Jeff Noon, Hunter S.Thompson...

Heroes:

My gerbil, Spoon, for defying laws of what a gerbil is presumed capable of...

My Blog

Q: give it up or get strangled?! (bulletin)

(never knnow whether to go for bulletin or blog so again i went for both!!) last night was a particularly strange one which took us to a seedy strip club downtown rio de janeiro - as was the most inte...
Posted by Gnu Poo on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 02:47:00 PST

Communal sleep and shit

I miss sleeping and shitting alone!! afetr living in hostel dorms for going on 12 months I need a week off... The icing on the crack came this morning when i woke up to a fleshy old manĀ“s arse a matte...
Posted by Gnu Poo on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 07:56:00 PST