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ILLUSTRATION BY JONNY STAFFORD THE SEXY BASTARD!!! :)I can tie my OWN shoe laces! im ugly and stupid and i eat shed loads of cottage cheese!!! respect langley farm cottage cheese, not that tesco muck!!!-------------------------- i have wobly long blonde hair that never looks cool, it always seems to make me look like a retard (unless i pose like a tart in a photo for this!) im just not very good at being cool.a word to describe me would probably be..........................................................
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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.... *(Dribble)* DEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
What does your future hold?
You will have your fifteen minutes of fame by developing a instant cure for rabies then killing the entire population of the world except for Keira Knietly who you marry
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You have a Sexual, Knitting, housekeeping and Tom Jones IQ of 160,000,000,000,000
When it comes to sex, you are like tom jones lubing himself up ready to pounce on any un-suspecting low self esteemed teenager!. You have had a lot of dribbling onto peoples faces experience, and sex interests you and your dog so you know a lot about it just like your dog. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends about matters like social economics, housekeeping, how to knit attractive blankits and especially how to wash your own arse in a public shower without it turning into a big gay gangbang! but yeah you like sex lots so go and wank loads or whatever im bored! these things are dum anyway! im off to give myself a cleevland steamer!!! ouch!
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