Many years ago, Los Mendozas were the most feared tag team on the underground wrestling circuit. Every time we fought; we frogspashed, chokeheld and threw anyone stupid enough to wrestle us over the ropes.
Our success was all down to one man. The greatest man that ever lived; Vincente Mendoza. Our trainer, our manager, our inspiration, and our Father.
The night before we were meant to wrestle - and claim another victory to add to our countless previous victories - our most jealous enemies, The Japanese Tiger Masks, we found our Father dead in our dressing room...if only we had not stepped outside to eat powerbars whilst doing push ups and listening to ManOwaR, then things could have been so different...
The Japanese Tiger Masks fled the country, and began recruiting sympathisers all over the world. Los Mendozas spent weeks making money through streetfights (the Tiger Masks had contacts in the Underground Wrestlers' Commission who had our name erased from the history books and our names blacklisted from their events...) until we could afford to get to the UK where we believed the Tiger Masks still lay and hide...
Over the past few months we have been claiming victory and seeking vengeance in clubs and pubs all over the UK.
Things have been going well with Los Mendozas...we have fought side by side with many good people including Los Presidents Of The United States Of America, Los Steal, Los Shitty Limits, Los Mingers, Omerta, UYA, TV Party, Los Flick Knives And Splinters, Justice, Blacklisted, Los Towers Of London, Dean Dirg, No Quarter, Attack! Vipers!, Abandon Ship, Burning Times, Astpai, Asshole Parade, Los Send More Paramedics, Los Gallows, You Me And Los Atom Bomb, Bane, With Los Scissors, Los Phil Collins 3, WhoresWhoresWhores, Honour Among Thieves, Nervous Wreck, Heroic Doses and many more...however, more help is needed.
If Los Mendozas could play in your club, in your house, on your roof, in your field, upside down, then it would help us like you do not even understand. There are Japanese Tiger Mask sympathisers everywhere...we shall defeat them, however...
Join us, mis amigos.
Get In The Ring.
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