Breathing.....put that fag out!
The following, beyond awesome, videos sum up my life
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Henry Rollins, Greg Ginn, Anthony Martinez, Chuck Dukowski, Brian Migdol, Keith Morris, Chavo Pederast, ROBO, Dez Cadena, Bill Stevenson, Kira Roessler, Chuck Biscuits, Emil Johnson, C'el Revuelta, David Horvitz and William Muthafukkin' Shatner
ramones, black flag, cramps, motorhead, damned, supersuckers, 7seconds, dead kennedys, rez/villos, stupids, descendents, turbonegro, felchers, d.o.a, misfits, toy dolls, dickies, adicts, minutemen, big boys, really red, minor threat, youth brigade, rubella ballet, subhumans, nomeansno, hanson brothers, queers, briefs, epoxies, priscillas, from monument to masses, godspeed you black emporer, isis, bucket full of teeth, orchid, bridgeburner, as friends rust, jchurch, fatday, scared of chaka, xrays, lighting bolt, polysics, devo, atomsmasher, d.j.speedranch, deadline, endstand, newborn, asschapel, atom and his package, deadpets, fiveknuckle, imbalance, urko, the peacocks, avail, sainte catherines, combat wounded veteran, gunmoll, bananas, oi skall mates, mu330, just a fire, lack, kaospilot, nekromantix, reverend horton heat, mojo nixon, sadies, hard ons, brezhnev, the apers, juicy zooters, random heroes, spookey, phoenix foundation, mad sin, mens recovery project, biddy biddy biddy, horse the band, grizly twister, new mexican disaster squad, woggles, ghost mice, japanther, lava lava, four eyes, onion flavor rings, dauntless elite, planet smashers, holy mountain, enablers, trencher, beauty school dropout, barefoot, travis cut, toys that kill, nerf herder, armalite, regulations, suicide bid, torche, randy, legendary shack shakers, chop sakis, king blues, tranzmitors, the steal, abandon ship, cordwood draggers, black heart procession, hostage life, strickland, cute lepers, marked men, the muumies, king salami and the cumberland 3, the hip priests.... and many, many more
Any Terry Gilliam (even the Brothers Grimm), anything with Gene Wilder, some Troma, Blade Runner (better than Star Wars), Beneath/Planet of the Apes, Akira, Ghost in the Shell, Bad Boy Bubby, Goodbye Porkpie, Razorback and most Antipodean cinema in general, El Mariachi/Desperado/Once Upon A Time In Mexico, Chucky films, Jaws, Deep Rising, Lake Placid, Frankenfish, Reign of Fire, Dog Soldiers, The Descent, Phantasm 1-4, Karloff's Frankenstein, Lugosi's Dracula, Coen Brothers (up to and including O Brother after that they went to shit), Will Hay, Laurel and Hardy, Harold Lloyd, Norman Wisdom, the Ealing comedys, St.Trinians films, Babe 2-Pig in the City, Boa, Anaconda 1 + 2, Python and all big rubber snake films in general, Blade 1-3, American Splender, Rhythm Thief, Wild Zero (and any film with Guitar Wolf in it), Electric Dragon 50.000 Volts, Godzilla movies, any Jackie Chan film with at least half a plot or ones where he gets fucked up, Day The Earth Stood Still, Them, Village of the Damned, Man Bites Dog, Escape From New York, The Thing and all John Carpenters early stuff, Animal House, Blues Brothers, Vacation, Fletch/Lives, The Mummy 1 + 2, Scorpion King, Steam Boy, El Santo and all luche libre movies, Accion Mutante, Day Of The Beast, Perdita Durango, Steven King mini series, Elling, Matador, Transamerica, Tremors I-IV, Early John Walters (the new ones are a bit weak though still funny), early Kevin Smith, Serenity (better than Star Wars 1-3), She-Freak and any films about carnies, Doom, X-Men 1-3, Slither, Grizzyman, Pirates Of The Caribbean 1 + 2, Borat, Crank, Iron Man....
Anything with Spike Milligan (except Curry and Chips), League of Gentlemen (Season I and II. III sucked!), Thunderbirds, Captain Scarlet and most Gerry Anderson, King of the Hill, Futurama, Dr.Who (up to, and including, Tom Baker, then gibber Eccleston. The new cunt is rubbish!), Torchwood, Sgt. Bilko, Clangers, Channel 4 news, Tom and Jerry, Monty Python, Royle Family, Shameless, Everybody Loves Raymond (for Peter Boyle R.I.P), My Name Is Earl, Star Trek (all, even Voyager! how sad is that?), Firefly, Buffy, Lost, House, Life On Mars, Battlestar Gallactica, The 4400, Carnivale, early Vic and Bob, Fawlty Towers, Mystery Science Theatre 3000 (a crime nobody has ever heard of this in the UK), wildlife shows (Big Cat week, Bear week, Monkey week, Earwig week you name it!)and anything with dawgs in it!(R.I.P Eddie/Moose), Dexter, Trailer Park Boys....
All the usual shit that makes you look clever in things like this-Bukowski etc. Some Stephen King, early Clive Barker, William Gibson up until the last one which was shite, Iain Banks until he went boring, all Alan Bennett, Billy Liar by Keith Waterhouse still the best 'British' novel ever written, Comics/Graphics- Joss Whedons Astonishing X-Men, Preacher, Hate, Punisher, Hellboy, BPRD, Walking Dead, early Hellblazer, Tom Strong, League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, Top Ten, Y the Last Man, 100 Bullets, the new Superman comic that looks like Moebius drew it!, anything by Seth and Tony Millionaire.
and great bands who carry on playing for the sheer love of it despite not getting the attention they deserve. While lesser, mediocre bands become huge....oh! and William Muthafukkin' Shatner