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Wonk Unit

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About Me

Yeah,we`re Wonk Unit.We`re like hella cool London cats.Go to the party,guess who`s already there.That`s right.us.We`ll be the ones dancing on tables,practicing eye smolders on other guests,wearing the right jeans and leaning against the walls smoking and looking just right in that West London cool way.We have model girlfriends too. Mines called Nico.She`s a russian model pretending to be a screwdriver. Mez dates Gooota,a slavacian oompa loompa.Yeah,that`s right we`re cool. We sing about cool things,like laying on women and driving really fast cars around London.Parking tickets?Fuck you!!! You`ll catch us out most weeknights at all the right places.Weekends are for the weekend crowd and that just aint cool.That`s Zool.

IMPORTANT
Some wanker hacked our page and deleted everyone.It weren`t me being all well moody.If you`ve been deleted,get in touch again.I miss you. xx

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Member Since: 11/27/2005
Band Website: wonkunit.com
Band Members: 1:I find drunk people just so interesting.The way they invade your personal space.Basically it gets me hard.And oh,the way they spit at you when talking and it always lands in the corner of your mouth.Ooh give me more.Please,please drunk fuck.Repeat yourself just one more time and if you`re a girl,walk as slowly down the street making yourself oh so obvious to all the wankers just so ready to throw punchs at your ever so grateful chaperone.Gosh,i`ve just come........ I LIKE TO DO OLLIE JAPANS.ONCE I POPPED THE LIGS IN MY KNEE DOING ONE.STATIONARY IN A PUB.MY LEG WENT SIDEWAYS.WAS EVER SO PAINFUL.THIS ONE`S AT PALM SPRINGS OVER THE BIG FAT MELLOW HIP.(Aint it just typical.A couple of weeks after writing the caption above,i kill my knee again with the same injury.I`ll remember to keep my mouth shut next time.)
Influences:Yes,yes.Check the new "Dinosaurs are Wankers"Shirts in new hot pink print.Modelled by my Mum.Respect.x
Sounds Like:Green Dragon 29-11-06 Alex - She was good etc

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My Blog

Just found this

Well stoked.       Tuesday, January 08, 2008 ..> BBC Radio One Punk Rock Show 01/07/09... Category: Music If you missed the show last night it will be online for the next 7 days& ...
Posted by Wonk Unit on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 09:26:00 PST

European Tour dates PLEASE

..> Summer is coming.Be nice to venture south.all you crazy foreigners with strange lingo..sI wanna get shows in France,Belgium,Germany,Poland,Italy,Holland,all them magical places where English m...
Posted by Wonk Unit on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 02:22:00 PST

West Wickham Tea Rooms

I`m back at the folk`s place again. Forgive me father for i have sinned. I`ll be gone soon. Please grant me a roof over my head untill i`ve cleared a few debts. Thankyou. So The WW tea rooms. Oh ...
Posted by Wonk Unit on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 12:25:00 PST

Suddenly

Suddenly the room don`t smell so nice Suddenly you wear too much make up Suddenly you don`t take as much care as you should and your tits are well rubbish Suddenly i love my girlfriend more than i rea...
Posted by Wonk Unit on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 07:09:00 PST

New band,New sound.New album to record

..> New band,New sound.New album to record Tis funny how things come around again.Just got in from one of the best rehearsals i..ve ever had.I pretty much screamed for 3 hours.When i first got int...
Posted by Wonk Unit on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 02:29:00 PST

Fuckin pigs.

..> Fuckin pigs.   Man,this makes me sick.So my buddy is in a pub toilet having a piss on Christmas eveMinding his own business when these two big fuckin meathead type casuals come in,use the ...
Posted by Wonk Unit on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 08:15:00 PST

My greatest work to date.A moving poem about life in Los Angeles

I fingered you. In the old town zoo.
Posted by Wonk Unit on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 02:28:00 PST

The pearly white awkwardness

And then suddenly the pearly white awkwardness utterly useless. We`d planned such magnificent things removed from fingers like stringy dirt dispatched without love onto the floor Where it lays with ha...
Posted by Wonk Unit on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 04:56:00 PST

You dirty ras

Open the door. You pissed in my face you dirty ras. To late mate. Where`s one supposed to piss. There aint no can in the the guards van. So the speeding golden ark Showered Lewisham station platform. ...
Posted by Wonk Unit on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 04:53:00 PST

DINOSAUR

Wouldn`t i just love to put the boot into a triceratops. 3 horned rhino wannabee. Fuck em.   (This was a reply to a recent email of mine which i have stole and turned poem.Debuted at Soapbox the ...
Posted by Wonk Unit on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 04:45:00 PST