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Von Kleet

STRAIGHT OUTTA CROYDON

About Me



Hi. This is me. Von Kleet. I sing, play guitar, drums and bass cos I am well hard.

Sing along to this highly pleasant video of walking on me that I have made.

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My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 12/11/2005
Band Website: vonkleet.com
Band Members: Kleet, Keef, Dunc
Influences: superpubs, kebabs, big tough guys wankers in matching shirts, kebabs (again), heron rock, the walk of death on the high street at chucking out time, the alpha males of costa del croydin, girls wobbling about in heels when they're all drunk, boy racers, yacht rock, manic depressives, mad folk in general, scooter gangs, coulsdon pikeys, prick-teasers, toilet attendants in pubs, lollipops, bacardi breezers, hardman bouncers, the nightbus hell experience, a nice pot noodle when you get in, mmmm...
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Type of Label: None

My Blog

NEW LINE-UP...NEW SONGS...NEW PANTIES!!

We’re going for that early take that look...I’m putting on weight to look like Gary Barlow, bare chested in dungarees. Keef is gonna make a mockery of that wanker Williams and Dunc is gonn...
Posted by Von Kleet on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 12:24:00 PST

Kleet Merch

want some? come to a gig, or message us. now get your fine self one of these stunning lapel badges too. you’re a pulling machine...   models not for sale, sorry ...
Posted by Von Kleet on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 03:22:00 PST

BBC LONDON gig @ the Bordeline!

we're playing the BBC London / City Showcase gig at the Borderline on June 7th.http://www.bbc.co.uk/pressoffice/pressreleases/stories/2 007/05_may/18/london.shtml Info and how to get a FREE ticket...
Posted by Von Kleet on Fri, 18 May 2007 11:25:00 PST

Kleet on BBC LONDON...Again!!

that's right pop pickers......check us out on the gary crowley show on BBC London 94.9 FM on Sat 14th April from 6pm. xx http://www.bbc.co.uk/london/content/articles/2005/05/04/gary _crowley_perso...
Posted by Von Kleet on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 11:23:00 PST

Kleet on BBC LONDON RADIO!!

That nice man Gary 'Lord Crowley of pop' Crowley played 2 of our tunes (Moonlight walks and Funny way) on his show last Saturday on BBC London Radio 94.9 fm Check it out http://www.bbc...
Posted by Von Kleet on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 08:21:00 PST

Kebab diaries

04/11/06 - Large doner, Leamington Spa Charcoal Grill You see this sauce right? It was stone COLD. Who puts cold chili sauce on a doner? Maybe that's the way you do things in the midlands myte, b...
Posted by Von Kleet on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 07:59:00 PST

Best Unsigned act 2006 in PLAYMUSIC magazine

PLAYMUSIC magazine likes us................ more reviews XFM Unsigned xfm.co.uk ..:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" />15/02/06..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:...
Posted by Von Kleet on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 03:14:00 PST

My really exciting life story

Hello Von Kleet here. Don’t know if anyone ever reads this shit, but I shall type it anyway - that’s how rock n roll I am. One day I was strangely drawn to an acoustic guitar. I ...
Posted by Von Kleet on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 10:27:00 PST