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charis

i like the bit where you trip and pretend to skip and then the bit where youre singing and then the

About Me

(i am hopeful)one day..my friends could probably run my life better than i can and theyre all well good at seeing the painfully obvious- which i am not good at(at all) - occasionally i disappear. i am going to be less forgetful and be nice- i need to make it up to hannah...(i had a present just like jonny but havent posted it, if i do it tomorow then it'll be ok? right?)ah. i miss lots of people and things and sometimes i live with my head in isolated clouds. i like balloons, i eat kittens, i heart scum faces.pie faces. winos, dog cases: with little dogs in like gemmas dogthe end

My Interests

i like misfits.i love the sunshine. i want to have an afternoon like one i had last may.true:she said play me pianissimo. i said im keepin it soley concerto.440hz. A-up she said. i said no UP just A.i like finding hidden bijouterie in junk shops.i reckon playing games produces nothing nor founds anything since every game is a new beginning- i also have no interest in playing games, well maybe.............not to mention the high rises but its a jungle out there heres a story (every cloud) she broke the silence and exchanged pleasantries it all looked vaguely familiar like a bolt out of the blue an emotional roller coaster made her feel better than ever for some curious reason little did i know it was all in a days work and i thought you can dress a monkey in silk but it'll always be a monkeyas everybody knows things were getting out of hand it came as no surprise that i like stories made up of streams of cliches its light and i havent slept for two days

I'd like to meet:

beautiful ones. lost ones. happy faces. tortured souls. a man named winston who i once met near brixton carling academy in october 2004. nathan barley. julien barrat. noel feilding. russell brand.hopeless romantics. rebecca. grant(again maybe in better circumstances id be less visably mad)video makers. tom. that girl i fell in love with.the boy that nearly was.film makers. artists.cocky jokers. monopoly players. people who speak in a recherché manner.model village makers. icecream van owners. fortune tellers. dogs and there owners who look like them. obnoxious rogues. people who can do magic tricks. my love. wonderful dancers.you.

Music:

this week: the knife,lily allen,susumo tokota, perceptionists,amy winehouse, the police, tears for fears,cream,m.i.a .KINGS OF LEON. dj louis slipperz, jazzanova, brothem states, crystal castle, babyshambles, kieren hebden, calvin harris, prince,babyshambles, klaxons, nick drake, wham,

Movies:

happy gilmore on repeat. alice in wonderland. robin hood the animated version. my videos because i made them and i have to.

Television:

peepshow.jam.simpsons.monkey.babaar.henrys cat.inspector morse.funhouse.the fast show. hugh fernleywhittingstalls: riverside cottage. mighty boosh.nathan barley. midsommer murders. live at abbey road on channel four at 12ish i watch it sometimes good sometimes bad sometimes i get bored of what im saying bye and poirot

Books:

i once read a book about a seahorse made me cry i was ten or something like that.a clockwork orange. 1984. british trees in colour- i say read, its mostly pictures.

Heroes:

the majestic old man outside the westgate he just kept dancing- (what drove him who knows) tippy tap. this guy who gave us two malboros the other night. this girl who said it'll be alright. a href="http:

My Blog

quick:

sometimes i wish i could   bottle that feeling this one and take a sip if i comedownfrom it (there is a moth in my room) and i carry with me a shaker of salt to sprinkle on your words just a ...
Posted by charis on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 04:08:00 PST

im so nathan barley

im the shit read my blog read this  shit     le cock fucking sportif innit              ...
Posted by charis on Wed, 23 May 2007 01:19:00 PST

todays thought: a culmination of many things

  .......you are somewhat mistaken  my dear fellow  to assume i am ignorant to what you know (and do) and greedily feast upon, to  hastily abeteon my dignity surely points to a ...
Posted by charis on Mon, 21 May 2007 05:20:00 PST

thankyou amywinehouseyou wordy amazement

It's okay in a day, I'm staying busy Tied up enough, so I don't have to wonder where is he Got so sick of crying So just lately When I catch myself I do a 180 I stay up clean the house At least I'm no...
Posted by charis on Sat, 12 May 2007 08:27:00 PST

when

i was reading the personal ads today   i thought id matched someone perfectly with this other person- and i imagined they'd meet and be happy so i thought id call each one - set it up ...
Posted by charis on Wed, 09 May 2007 02:44:00 PST

dear

diary     today   i ate an apple drank a pot of tea cried cleaned the bath and sink and tiles and a the mirror in the bathroom with vinegar went to a lecture ate an apple felt stupid go...
Posted by charis on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 12:47:00 PST

wine + idiot = 13 THINGS IVE LEARNT

1. BEING LIKE A MAD DOG WITH A BONE IS STUPID (ALSO IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE A CUNT THE NEXT DAY ) 2. EXCUSES ARE BORING 3. DEAL WITH IT 4. PROBABLY BEST NOT TO BOTHER WITH JEALOUSY 5. WINE AND WHISKEY A...
Posted by charis on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 02:42:00 PST

silly things

and she dressed like a barbie dick and he said he was alright shook his hand the line went something like i want to fuck you but a handshake'll do yeh thats your girlfriend there mate anyway the mora...
Posted by charis on Fri, 05 May 2006 06:45:00 PST

INVITE TO A DAY OF FUN WITH ME

SEARCHING FOR BANANAS AND WE ALL GET UP AT THE SAME DAMN TIME AND EAT AT THE SAME TIME AND ARE TOLD THE SAME NEWS AND TOLD TO  LIVE  LIKE THOSE IDIOTS MAD DOGS AND ENGLISHMEN GO OUT IN ...
Posted by charis on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 08:12:00 PST