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Unemployed Super Villains

Rudos punx!!!

About Me

"It started as a piss take"... 4 years ago in a Sydney Australia. It was there in dec of 2003, at the death of the punk movement, that the Unemployed Super Villains were born. Taking their love of comic books and wrestling- singer Hawk Hogan and bassist Funobashi set out to make an impression. They wound up making Enemies out of almost every band they played with and proving that punk is not only not dead, its not serious.

Lineup changes followed and by early 2004, the band coalesced around co-founders, Hawk Hogan and Funobashi along with guitarist Splodgezilla (some guy hawk pushed in a pool) and the Boobie Taxman (the biggest back stabber turncoat ever). By the end of 2004 the line up changed for the better with Gonads Armageddon joining the band in the place of the Boobie Taxman, They where stronger and better looking then ever...Well not really.

In 2006, Splodgezilla got a job and was last seen growing a used carman ponytail. Gonads came down with a sudden case of Giant cocksmoker and bailed out on the band, only then trying to come back, kinda like a shit house jobber making a hot tag that goes cold. Unsure of what to do With the weakest links gone, USV pushed onward in to 2006, putting out a galaxy wide search for the next members to come under the USV wing of super villainy!!

The call was answered Within minutes, and the try outs began. 30 men, 2 women, 5 cone breaks and a small crust punk later.. The toughest left standing was El Diablo Fornica and Dos pantera, they also had a bag of weed so Hawk said fuck it, they’ll do.

Throughout the span of their career, the Unemployed Super Villains audience has developed into a small cult of violence loving misfits, lovingly dubbed "Punkamaniacs" (the term for die hard U.S.V fans)

From its inception, the music was untalented punk rock, random and out of tune. What further separated the band from their peers of the punk scene was their fixation with wrestling. It was from that inspiration that they donned wrestling masks (or hoods) and have been known to wrestle on stage most of the time involving tables, chairs and anything not nailed down!

Musically they have released two eps and one full length cd. Demostation, demostation 2 and the album "I heard you wanted to fight me" named after a run in with the Neanderthal guitarist from some band.

One thing the Unemployed Super Villains pride themselves on, is having fun as well as having the most violent stage show in the country, which has gotten them banned from many venues. Yet The Villains push on building a good following in Melbourne and touring around the world.

One thing is certain, The Unemployed Super Villains are here to stay everyday is a pay per view !!!

If you wanna book usv here is the email [email protected]


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Music:

Member Since: 12/8/2004
Band Website: unemployedsupervillains.com
Band Members:

    Hawk Hogan
- Quintessential stud muffin and singer
    Funobashi
- The excellence of sexecution and bass player
    Mistress Dos Pantera
- Mistress Of Whips, Chains And Guitar
    El Diablo Fornica
- The fornicating Devil On the Drums
Influences:

Violence, Pro wrestling, loud music, 1/2 naked women, blood, lucha libre, obscene language, cider, fire, bad lighting, 3/4 naked women, drunks, rudos, louder music, hardcore, bad grammar, sluts, great wrestling, bumbs, more blood, huge tits, 2nd hand smoke, busted chairs, broken tables, angry men, angrier women, barbed wire, more loud music and more fucking violence.....



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My Blog

NEW ALBUM

In Aug, Unemployed Super Villains will be hitting the recording studio to record for there up coming album ,The Ultimate Rudo.The Ultimate Rudo will have, 14ish track's of totall  rudo punk great...
Posted by Unemployed Super Villains on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 07:45:00 PST

THE MIGHTY RETURN

Yes, yes thats right usv will be returning soon!!News!!NEW MEMBERYep, there is now a 5th member of usv currently being trained up in the rudo ways. Adding a 2nd guitarest to the mix!WEBSITE The u...
Posted by Unemployed Super Villains on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 06:51:00 PST

NEWS & SHIT

If you dont allready know USV has is gettign a new cd together right now...things in the usv camp have been crazy for a while but seems like 3 of us are on the same page at lest right now...so with th...
Posted by Unemployed Super Villains on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 02:51:00 PST

USV the future?

Hey Punkamaniacs hawk here, First off, thanx to those of you who came on the 11th early to see usv's last set. It was a great night, as all ways. Now as the night whent on i talked to the rest of th...
Posted by Unemployed Super Villains on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 08:41:00 PST

Melbourne and Canberra Shows Cancelled

Hey Punkamaniacs  Unfortunatley, due to reasons out of our control we are unable to make our way down to ACT and Melb for our tour this Halloween.  It seems that venues have once screwed us...
Posted by Unemployed Super Villains on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 06:24:00 PST

Beware birs

Hey cunts, Hawk hereThe other villains are sleeping off beat downs i gave em this LOOOONG weekend.We just played towomber? (fuck i dont care about the spelling and last night we played the basment in ...
Posted by Unemployed Super Villains on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 07:27:00 PST

USV NEWZ

Hey kids, Hawk here letting ya know whats happenign with usv. First up i'd like to thank El Diablo & Dos Pantera for joining USV making it more then it ever was. In the last few months we've been...
Posted by Unemployed Super Villains on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 09:31:00 PST

New USV Tshirts

Thats Right, We will have some new tshirts at our next gig so if you want one let us know coz there aren't many. They will cost $15 Peace Out Funobashi
Posted by Unemployed Super Villains on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 11:09:00 PST

Hooray For Jay

For all those people who don't want to see a political "vegan" band(who seem unable to shut up). Come down to proper school on the 10th and get really fuckin drunk with everyones favourite party band ...
Posted by Unemployed Super Villains on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 05:57:00 PST

Boobs, This Is A Blog About Boobs

This Is Just Our Little Rant About How Hardcore Bands And Power Pop Bands.   What Have We Done That They Haven't?   Why Do They Get Chicks Posting Pics Of There Boobs With The Bands Name Or ...
Posted by Unemployed Super Villains on Mon, 07 Nov 2005 04:17:00 PST