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Cunt Butcher

CUNT BUTCHER

About Me

Cunt Butcher was spawned in 2004, as a solo bass project for Carcass Butcher, who had been looking to form an ultra-heavy metal band for a long time but was very pissed off by the number of Slipknot loving "metal bands" auditioning bass players for generic shite-metal clone bands, so he bought a drum machine and a distortion pedal and started writing.
On 6-6-06 the very first demo "Kvlt Kvnt" was released, a 5 track 7 minute pile of pure shit, recorded in 4 hours at Mulgoa studios and mixed in 3 at Johnny's Farm studios with the help of a carton and 6 longnecks.
This demo was followed up with another bucket of shit, appropriately titled "Enema Bucket", 2 months later. During the first public playing of "Enema Bucket" at a party, Carcass met up with a bass playing Viking named Cadbury Redbeard. One jam session later and the twin-bass assault was born!
After a 6 month government funded holiday, Cunt Butcher set about recording a new demo with both basses cranking, resulting in the "Halal" demo from June 2007. The demos are available free at any Cunt Butcher gig.
We are currently recording a triple EP, due for release around September 2008.
The first EP will be the songs off "Halal", re-recorded with production in mind, and also called " Halal ".
The second EP will be called " Kosher " and contains all the songs we had around the time we recorded the Halal demo but never got time to record them (the demo was rushed to get it mastered in time for our first public gig. Hence the complete lack of production).
And the third EP, " Vegan ", will contain all the songs written since about August/September last year.
All three EPs will be pressed in a limited edition run of 666 copies only and will be released on a mini-disc. Once they run out, you will only get CD-Rs with no covers or lyrics, so make sure you get in quick!
If you like your music with lots of widdly-diddly wanky guitar solos, oh-so-evil atmospheric keyboards and dungeons and dragons/we-suck-his-infernal majesty's-big-goat-cock type lyrics then this music definitely isn't for you, and if you're easily offended then you really should fuck off right now to the wiggles website, but if you enjoy drinking, taking drugs (both natural and chemical), watching porno, violent moshing, getting fucked up, fighting, and any and all forms of sexual deviancy, and all the other important things in life, then give us a listen, get your arse to one of our gigs, and get fucked up with us!


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Member Since: 6/22/2007
Band Website: cuntbutcher.grindcore.com
Band Members:

Carcass Butcher

Bass
Lead Vocals

Cadbury Redbeard

Bass
Backup Vocals

Doktor 880

Drums
Influences: Firstly - Motörhead. For Lemmy's killer bass sound

The Mentors (El Duce R.I.P.), Carnivore and Johnny Rebel for their political correctness

G.G. Allin, GWAR, Sadistik Exekution, Volatile, TISM for their stage presence

Cannibal Corpse, Carcass, old Napalm, Terroriser, Revulsion, Impetigo, old Slayer, Pungent Stench, Grave, Suffocation, Autopsy, Obituary, Brujeria, Possessed, Anal Cunt, Sodom, early Deicide... etc... (insert long boring name drop here cos I couldn't be fucked writing in 1000 band names to prove how elite and underground metal we are)... pretty much any thrash or death or grind band from the late 80's and early 90s will get a spin on our CD players. Except for Mortification

Old punk shit like Exploited, Discharge, A.F, GBH, some DK, Pistols, etc (insert another name drop here cos as before I couldn't be fucked). And if you think of Blink 182 and Good Charlotte when I say punk then do yourself a favour and fuck yourself with a broken longneck bottle you fucking faggot.......

Old heavy metal - Sabbath, Priest, Maiden, Dio, WASP, TS, Venom, Manowar, Bathory, Cliff Burton-era Metallica (Lars and James can go fuck themselves though, the pair of bitches), etc...

Bon Scott-era AC/DC (of course)

Rose Tattoo

Sounds Like: Shit.

But very heavy shit.
Record Label: unsigned
Type of Label: None

My Blog

New CD

We decided to throw some new songs down for the World Youth Week gig last week.  We ran off 40 copies, sold/gave away 10 or so and so have a few more.  They'll be available for $5 at gigs.&n...
Posted by Cunt Butcher on Sun, 13 Jul 2008 06:11:00 PST

World Youth Week... Heil!

READ THIS$5500 fines for offensive T-shirts? Playing music?  Handing out condoms??? For fuck's sake!!!Anyone who knows us in any way would know that this is like a red flag to an angry bull.And.....
Posted by Cunt Butcher on Wed, 02 Jul 2008 04:12:00 PST

A tribute to Al Qaeda.... FUCK EM!!!

This one is pretty much self explanatory.  We have a gig on the 7th anniversary of Islam declaring war on the Infidels (which is pretty much anyone who isn't a rag-headed pig-rooter)Everyone know...
Posted by Cunt Butcher on Wed, 02 Jul 2008 04:05:00 PST

Tits N Grind

Thanks to everyone who came last night, and to the bands who played (especially Syphilis - it's been far too long boys), and also to Rock Feast and the Lewisham Hotel for putting the event on. I hope...
Posted by Cunt Butcher on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 09:33:00 PST

New songs for the EPs

Ok, we've finally got off our arses and recorded our entire back catalogue of "songs" for your or someone you hate's listening torture.We have a few newies that we will be recording in the upcoming we...
Posted by Cunt Butcher on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 06:30:00 PST

Banned from band comps

It is with great sadness *cough* that I must inform you that after our performance at Penrith Panthers last Sunday, 1st June, Cunt Butcher has been officially banned from competing in any of Burgess B...
Posted by Cunt Butcher on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 07:05:00 PST

Track Listing for Demo 06-08 CD

Gayspace - 2008:Demon BurgerIce MagicCrack WhoreGirlfriendPrincessHalal - 2007:Chromatic WarfareBloody MaryDonkey VoteBottle FuckingVolcanusPwnedAllah SharmutaPull My FingerChesterIcantbelieveitsnotko...
Posted by Cunt Butcher on Sat, 31 May 2008 11:53:00 PST

Listen to our Halal demo for FREE!!!

I decided to upload this shit to Last.fm, because then I wouldn't be restricted to 6 songs like on myspace. As you'd imagine, when most of your songs go for under a minuts, 6 songs doesn't go too far...
Posted by Cunt Butcher on Wed, 28 May 2008 06:23:00 PST

Drum Media Q&A

We featured in the "Have you heard... ???" section of the Drum Media this week, but unfortunately they didn't print the entire questionaire (space restrictions, I'm assuming), nor did they print the p...
Posted by Cunt Butcher on Sun, 04 May 2008 08:25:00 PST

Grinding the Frog, last Friday

First of all, I'd like to say thanks to all the bands that played, and to the people who DID turn up (except for the HxC fuckwit during Backyard Mortuary). I'd also like to thank Brad Davis for letti...
Posted by Cunt Butcher on Sun, 04 May 2008 08:41:00 PST