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CD + Live DVD out sometime in 2008?? - Featuring the all New grannyfist gayanal assault
DIAREAR DEMO CD available now, for limited time
GRANNYFIST - Live 3 november 2007 at the Harp, Tempe -
different to previous upload of footage from this set.
WARNING : ITS CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!
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VIDEO CLIPS
WARNING!!!!! These videos are NOT porn......
LIVE FIST SEXALOGY ...... Watch it on Youtube
SMASHING MY FIST UP YOUR ARSE

Recorded live at the station 4-4-07
PENIS AND MOUTH TORTURE
Recorded live at the Lucky Country 1-12-06

Grannyfist started in 2003 - as a 2 piece featuring Granny and Saint Fistopher - we had 3 releases, 2 of which are still available - 3 of which are crap
This is the reformed version of Grannyfist
Still featuring Granny and Saint Fistopher, but now with more idiocy and gay. because by late 2006 there was another member to the family......
The power of the granny has been expanded ..... Now you must also bow down to the Guitar vomit guru who is sometimes known as "Smashed Up Head".
This new addition to the family basically means that there will be more threesomes.....
Mid 2007 Smashed Up Head was arrested for being involved in an illegal gambling and porn racket in spain, so we had to get Granny's brother, Uncle Suss Cunt to fill in on guitar for an upcoming performance.
We wasn't sure wether we would see Smashed Up Head again, but one day he returned, but missing a few fingers.
Upset by the prospect that he would never play in Grannyfist again, Saint Fistopher felt pity on him and insited that he play bass
Smashed Up Head now has a reason to vomit and shit now that he has a bass guitar nailed to his gut.
And we all know that 4 sets of fists will always make for better anal orgies.
our plan is to tour the sex clubs of the world and catch aids.
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DISCOGRAPHY
GRANNYFIST - first album (No Longer Available)
FISTING GRANNY - available now - $7
GRANNY X - OUT NOW - $6 -
Also features 10 remixed tracks from the first Grannyfist mess.
2007 - DIAREAR DEMO - OUT NOW - $6 -
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Member Since: 1/1/2006
Band Website: au.geocities.com/grannyfist1/front
Band Members: ----- Granny Vocals, Electronics, Gay, Shrunken Penises, Human Waste Fetish, Porta Loo, Vomit ....

----- Saint Fistopher - Drums, Chaos, Lesbian, Stiff Cocks, BBW Porn Lover, Septic Tank, Sperm ....

----- Smashed Up Head - Bass, Alcohol, Bi, Concrete Dildos, Animal Porn Expert, Colostomy Bags, Pus ....

----- Uncle Suss Cunt - Guitar, Speed, Trisexual, Vegetables, Loves Anal, Sewage Pipes, Menses ....
Influences: death metal, black metal, white metal , phil collins, horror movies, knives, chainsaws, arson, internet porn, christianity, old people, homosexuality
Sounds Like: Shit getting stabbed by a thousand steel penises

Our Website is Gay--- Why Dont You Visit it ... Gay Yourself up a little more
Record Label: NOISE MACHINE
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

New Demo Uploaded

We have uploaded a rehearsal recording from 2nd of November 2007, 7 pieces of Shit as a 4 piece Songs Played:-Sucking Cocks Beyond The Grave.-Grannys Fanny.-I Eat Turds.-Rugby League-Scrum Bumjack-Pri...
Posted by GRANNYFIST on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 09:18:00 PST

the latest reports on what the members of GRANNYFIST are up to

GRANNYFIST in trouble again :........................................................... . It was reported that on friday night, the drummer from grannyfist passed out on stage. He had to be taken to h...
Posted by GRANNYFIST on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 12:11:00 PST

GRANNYFIST VIDEOS ON YOU TUBE

There are now GRANNYFIST videos on You tube Click here to see themWARNING!!!!! These videos are NOT porn...... Keep a look out for more fisting goodness on youtube and myspace...
Posted by GRANNYFIST on Thu, 24 May 2007 08:58:00 PST

2 NEW VIDEOS YOU POOFS

2 new videos are available to download, for your viewing and listening displeasureSMASHING MY FIST UP YOUR ARSERecorded live at the station 4-4-07PENIS AND MOUTH TORTURERecorded live at the Lucky Coun...
Posted by GRANNYFIST on Fri, 18 May 2007 08:00:00 PST

Pictures

there is some pictures from the 1-12-06 gig, taken from the video.... parts of which will be posted here ASAP
Posted by GRANNYFIST on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 10:43:00 PST

New Video Uploaded

look in our videos sectionthere is a ruff 4 minute video from the 1st of December 2006.there will be more soon
Posted by GRANNYFIST on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 09:02:00 PST

DOWNLOAD the GRANNY X e.p (Limited Time Only)

As a valentines gift from GrannyFor a limited time we are offering a free download of the "GRANNY X" 10 track e.pin fairly decent quality for such a grand piece of poo!!!DOWNLOAD IT HERETracklisting:...
Posted by GRANNYFIST on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 03:28:00 PST

GRANNY X E.P OUT NOW - 6 bucks

GRANNY X 10 track 10 minute EP out now on CD-R for $6 bucksalso features 10 remixed tracks from the first grannyfist mess which is now unavailable.GET IT NOW CUNTS!!!!!!!!...
Posted by GRANNYFIST on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 06:18:00 PST

NEW MEMBER OF THE FIST FAMILY

There is a new member of the grannyfist family ..... we welcome cal "smashed up head" as the new guitarist for GRANNYFIST. the task of playing the impossibly shitty riffs that granny made originally h...
Posted by GRANNYFIST on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 06:17:00 PST

WATCH VIDEOS HERE

This is a lot better than having the videos bog down your internet when you open up our pagePART ONEPART TWO...
Posted by GRANNYFIST on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 05:13:00 PST