Music:
Member Since: 7/30/2006
Band Website: crapulousgeegaw.com
Band Members: Stevo- Bass and Vocals,
Boo- Drums,
Mouse- Guitar and Vocals
Influences: I EDITED MYSPACE WITH NO IDEA vers.4.0.knob-ache.com.
Most bits of girls,the teachings of Gwandabi Loona,the seculartary of defence,spinning like a top at fourteen minutes to midnight on a south coast beach with alligator clips on our dundees imagining what its like in the territory as a tourist,piss,girder trusses,fret wear,eco fat prints,carrots,fist fucking sock puppets,The Kelpies,one world media,breathing,S for Vanessa,spectrosexuals,the furry little animals on forks,Jerome on spoons,immoral low sky,a gin and tonic in the vineyard with Turbonegro souring our grapes,putting buckets on our heads and whacking them with sticks,BellRays,full stops are’nt bad,you ready.Ahh thats better.X,poor little rich kid and the oxymorons welding gag.Fucking, killing and pressing flowers.Dictionaries,the awkward tenderness and cruelty of being,i am one hundred and fifty seven centigrades hot and would like to mate intererested ladies of similar species,mandatory prostate beagles, Andean flute solos ,the little things, and that time that we dribbled shit like a runny bottom all over the myspace influences section of our profile .....to be cuntinyoud
**************CRAPULOUS GEE GAW QUIZ***************
Australias uncoolest band invites you to test your knowledge. Questions?
1.Has Placebo Domingus ever played an instrument of discomfort on any of the Crapulous records?
2.What colour underpanties does Stevo favour wearing whilst whistling,"Where’s Woodies widget warming wooly white wheelbarrow?"
3.Did the fish that was eaten by the bear choke on its own bone during leftovers?
4.If you were to stumble into the first hole from the back of the neck, where would you be?
5.If Crapulous Gee Gaw played a 112 bpm song at 122 db through a 2000 watt pa at 10.34 pm with a $4.00 doorcharge under the alias Moniker Godzildo and the Prawn Toes, how would the first beer taste?
6.Would you back Newton or Einstein in a relative egg and spoon race?
7.Do you think 7 questions is enough for a half arse questionare.
8.Are you a knob?
9.Are you sure?
Please copy and paste answers in a message to us and we’ll forward the necessary legal documentation to prevent you coming anywhere near us.
Regards,
The Crap Team.
Sounds Like: All CD's available for $15 each, delivered. Contact us at [email protected]
Or at these stores: Redeye City, Utopia City, Paint It Black And Resist Newtown, Castle Hill Music, Re-pressed Penriff, Beatdisc Parramatta, Cash Convertors $2 Bin, or bring round a beer and we'll probably give you one.
1996 Crapulator C.D.2000 Piggledip Spockwad C.D.2004 Pussy Funstick C.D.2007 Filthy Little Beast C.D.CDs available in the U.S.A at Interpunk
Record Label: Why bother? World War XXIV tip of the day.
Type of Label: None
