Cuntgun666

We were cut from mothers womb in '82 - two evil twins ready to raise hell. Daddy drove his truck and mama made a livin' gogo and pole dancin'. God damn whore! One day pa' - a dedicated drunk - had enough, picked up his shotgun, pointed it at ma' and dragged her off into them woods where the wild boars live. BLAM and gone she was. Today daddy's blind and bold. He lives alone in the mountains - nobody even cares about him. Not even us.

Now a days we live at the truckabilly farm, raisin' a couple of black spotted pigs. Ridin' them drunk is garanteed fun! If you like kissin' turn 'em around and go for it. Truckin' make us a livin' and killin' hardens the cock. Once a year on St. Valentins day Johnny releases his wife Lucinda from the deep-freezer and thaws her over the open fire, what a treat. Eating chokolates, drinkin' whisky 'n' makin' sweet, sweet love is our game.
Hobbys include: Killin' whores 'n' eaten them with knife and fork in the ditch. Fuck off - tonight you're gonna die!