The Thing About Butterflies |
It has been awhile, yes? It is I, Mr. Slovakia of JiLLHAMMER, finally posting a blog after such a long time off. Well, we have ugh! OWW Hey! - - - I, JILLHAMMER, AM IN CHARGE NOW. MISTER SLOVAKIA, ...
Posted by JiLLHAMMER on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 09:35:00 PST |
Bee Hive Chat |
Well, I finally found it...the perfect home for me, JiLLHAMMER. Being a giant, invisible, and allegedly insane cigar smoking butterfly, well, let's just say that is not an easy task. Earlier this m...
Posted by JiLLHAMMER on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 08:34:00 PST |
Unfortunately there isn't a blog category called |
Greetings all. It is I JiLLHAMMER the (quite possibly) insane, cigar smoking butterfly. It is with a certain sense of.......words fail me........that I relay the following events to you.
If you have h...
Posted by JiLLHAMMER on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 08:35:00 PST |
One Word: CandyAss |
Well...here we go again, folks. See how worthless and weak these pathetic creatures have been for the past month of earth time? They all thought they could just hang out and enjoy the fruits of my p...
Posted by JiLLHAMMER on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 08:43:00 PST |
My Lackeys are Getting Spoiled |
After last week's incident, I was unsure about the level of obstinance in my lackeys. Apparently, my decision to scare them half to death has worked. They ran through all the songs that I require th...
Posted by JiLLHAMMER on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 01:38:00 PST |
My Pawns |
I, JiLLHAMMER, have been somewhat disappointed and dismayed at the behavior of my pawns lately. No blogs in two weeks? What is wrong with them? I am apalled by Mr. Slovakia's lack of initiative in ...
Posted by JiLLHAMMER on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 08:26:00 PST |
The Triumphant Return of Cousin ___________ from Laos |
So, last night I'm sitting there watching TV with my dog when I hear a knock at the door. The first thing I notice, even before seeing who is at the door, is the fact that there is a huge RV with...
Posted by JiLLHAMMER on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 07:45:00 PST |
RED LIGHT CAFE Boondoggle CD RELEASE PARTY |
Thanks to everyone who came out to support the Boondoggle cd release party- if you need a disc, download it or let us know and we'll send you one. Also thanks to the bands Liverpool Kiss and the Lloyd...
Posted by JiLLHAMMER on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 08:55:00 PST |
The Beatings at Norm's |
So anyway, I, JiLLHAMMER presented my pawns (Mr. Slovakia, Dick and the Reverend) to some folks at Norm's Place - a bowling alley lounge - in Canton, GA last night. Since none of my lackeys go to the...
Posted by JiLLHAMMER on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 12:18:00 PST |
JILLHAMMER FAQ |
Due to the lack of understanding on the part of countless individuals, JILLHAMMER has deemed it necessary to publish the following list of Frequently Asked Questions for the enlightenment and edificat...
Posted by JiLLHAMMER on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 09:54:00 PST |
