My Name is Beatrice Gillman and I was recently awakened from a deep coma. I'm BACK BITCHES!! I am a strong woman in her golden years (pay no attention to the age that shows in my profile.. I had to change it because myspace thinks I was lying about it.. bunch of bullcrap), however I am loving these plastic surgeries and they have taken YEARS off my life. It has given me a renewed sense of worth and I feel GREAT! I take an active interest in my grandson Billy's life. Even though he's a registered Democrat and pinko commie liberal queer, I love him dearly, and he's got a hot boyfriend too! - I'd hit it! I'm the hottest hag around! I have experienced a lot in my lifetime, but I'm always looking for more. I won the powerball a couple of years back, so money is no issue. Currently I am dedicating my life to getting into the White House - Monica look out! Yes yes I know, I had a sexual scissoring experiment with Hillary many years ago, but I had this weird rash, and well, have thrown all my support to my boy John! AINT HE A SEXY BITCH! When I have time, I like to frequent the bingo circuit around the country.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Beatrice Gillman
Birthday: April 20, 1935
Birthplace: A vaginal crater
Current Location: west burbs of Chicago
Eye Color: pretty
Hair Color: depends on the season
Height: about 5'5"
Right Handed or Left Handed: mainly right
Your Heritage: white cracker honkey
The Shoes You Wore Today: shoes are for the weak
Your Weakness: hot steamy mens
Your Fears: MS13 gang members
Your Perfect Pizza: all pizza is good
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: re-establish my life
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: STFU
Thoughts First Waking Up: oh shit, another day
Your Best Physical Feature: my tatas
Your Bedtime: 6 pm or so
Your Most Missed Memory: that 3some in Barry Illinois with the highschool football guys
Pepsi or Coke: ovaltine
McDonalds or Burger King: Bob Evans
Single or Group Dates: dating is for kids.. just gimmie the sex
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: I guess Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate syrup
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: anything in sight
Do you Swear: fuck yah
Do you Sing: constantly
Do you Shower Daily: absolutely
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: no
Do you want to get Married: not again
Do you belive in yourself: yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: no, but this survey is boring me
Do you think you are Attractive: i know i'm the shit
Are you a Health Freak: an apple a day keeps you from banging a doctor
Do you get along with your Parents: i did when they were alive
Do you like Thunderstorms: oooooo yes
Do you play an Instrument: no, but one time, at band camp..
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: right now
In the past month have you Smoked: right now
In the past month have you been on Drugs: right now
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no, cuz Hydrox are the shizzle
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yes
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up: yes
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: at my age, its pretty much expected
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: alive
What country would you most like to Visit: North Korea
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: blond
Short or Long Hair: depends on the person
Height: depends
Weight: depends
Best Clothing Style: naked
Number of Drugs I have taken: oh lord... several
Number of CDs I own: none, i got one of those ipoop things
Number of Piercings: 4 right now... come find them :)
Number of Tattoos: 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: none
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