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My name is Shozzy
I am pretty twisted
and have a pretty raunchy sense of humor...
I am pretty rated R...
and maybe even occasionally stray into some NC-17 kinda shit,
even when I should probably be a G.
That's no fun, because ya know I gotta drop some F-bombs.
and parent's of young children hate that shit.
I'm not perfect
neither are you
so get over yourselves.
I'm obsessed with music
and will probably hate yours.
Paris Hilton is a whore.
Courtney Love is a whore
and that is why I love them.
The Extent of My Retardation is Endless
I hate popped collars and faux hawks
and clones, and tools and sheep
I hope the gay community will one day stop
following the whole "Fab Five" and "Queer as Folk" Idea
and learn to be fucking themselves.
I will try anything once.
Twice if I like it.
Three times if I think I want to get addicted to it.
I hate French Fries, Chocolate and Licorice.
I love Sushi, Oreos and Grilled Cheese Sandwiches.
I enjoy making fun of people
but honestly don't mean any harm by it,
because I'm pretty sensitive and neurotic at times myself
and honestly couldn't take what I dish out.
I'm a people-person and love everybody.
Overall I'm an OK mofo.
I love to laugh
I'm not hateful...
I'm "Assholaphobic"
Racism gets on my fucking nerves.
Macho doesn't impress me
I will not hate you if your gay, straight, black, white or disabled.
I will hate you if your an asshole.
I'm very environmentally 'conscious'
but I smoke cigarettes, use styrofoam, drive a car, and don't recycle.
...Yes, I'm pretty much a hypocrite.
I'm not religious
I believe hyper-religious people are what is wrong with everything.
I like the word: 'hypochristians'
I do believe there is a higher power out there,
karma plays a big role in our lives.
You get what you give,
you are treated the way you treat others,
and I believe everything happens for a reason.
I just think everyone should try to be a good person.
Let me live my life.
Do not try to force your beliefs on me
Fuck people and their drama.
It's not about you this time.
I am Pro-Abortion.
Fuck pro-life and pro-choice.
I think Abortion should be mandatory for everybody.
Let's just stop making babies for awhile
and try to fix everything that is fucked up in the world.
and then, when the human race starts to dwindle away,
we can start all over again.
and not fuck it up next time.
