The TCB's very own Karen displays affection for Tom Cruise in Times Square.
Scientology? It's as retarded as a fat man sitting under a tree for twenty years...
Wait...
It's way, way more retarded.
And some of its disciples' actions are way, way, way
more retarded.
Actor Tom Cruise threatened to boycott promotion of his dumb upcoming Paramount Pictures movie
Mission Imposible 3 unless a sister cable TV network pulled a "South Park" rerun poking fun at the Church of Scientology. And it worked.
South Park has made fun of every religion since it first aired, but now that it's Tommy's stupid dumb religion, he has to go and cry, kick, and scream to get his way. That's what 4 year olds do, you twat.
For any one who does not know what Scientology is, Google it. It's a good round of laughs if anything.
We are starting our own boycott. Its called "Normal People vs The Dumb Church of Scientology and it's mega talentless ringleader Tommy (dickhole) Cruise." Please join us in our campaign:
I will never pay to go see another Tommy (dickhole) Cruise movie again. He will not see 1 red cent from my pockets until Comedy Central runs the Scientology episode straight for 24 hours.
Truly Yours,
The Normal People
NEWS AND UPDATES:
09-01-06 - Tom Cruise actually apologizes to Brooke Shields for publicly criticizing her use of antidepressants to cope with her postpartum depression.
Brooke Shields Accepts Tom Cruise's Apology
08-23-06 - Paramount Drops Tom Cruise's Contract
Yes, it's true. After 14 years, Paramount Studios has dropped their contract with Tom Cruise, because....
"His recent conduct has not been acceptable to Paramount."
Glad to see some Paramount/Viacom execs feel the same way we do! :-)
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05-15-06 -The Tom Cruise Boycott Mentioned in BLOGOPHILE
Originally we were credited under the wrong MySpace user i.d., but CBS New's Blogophile now mentions us and includes a proper link to our site! Check it out!
05-05-06 -It Opens
Mission: Impossible III debuts at the box office with a weekend gross of $47,743,273. That is far below its predicted box office sales.
04-18-06 -Well, it's a girl...
Suri Cruise weighed in at 7 pounds, 7 ounces and measured 20 inches long.
We here at the Tom Cruise Boycott are hoping Katie Holmes gets hit with the WORST case of post-partum depression known to woman.
04-15-06 -NEW! Links Section
We added a links section to our Interests area. Feel free to share with us any relevant links!
04-14-06 - Tom Cruise on Primetime
Tom Cruise will be interviewed tonight on ABC's Primetime (9:00pm, EST).
04-13-06 -The Tom Cruise Boycott Store is officailly defunct.
Our images were removed by Spreadshop. They actually told us that because of Tom Cruise's history of leagal action they took further steps to deactivate our images.
04-09-06 - Your Frequently Asked Questions Answered:
1.
I do a lot to promote you guys. Can I be on your top 8?
While we certainly appreciate all your support, we have so many people (as in way more than 8) who are promoting us like mad. It just wouldn't be fair to pick only 8. But look for a "Top 8 Spot" CONTEST coming soon!!
2.
Do you mind if I use one of your pictures?
Of course not! In fact, please do! Especially if you want to help direct more people to us! There's no need to even ask, unless, of course, you'd like the html, which we'll gladly give you!
3.
Why do you hate Tom Cruise so much?
Seriously, come on. Just fucking read the "About Me" section, or any of the blogs.
4.
I think Tom Cruise is a dickhole, but I do like (insert any old Tom Cruise movie here), can I still join?
Certainly. If you see our movie-list, we've made some exceptions as well. Basically, our quest is really to just boycott
Mission: Impossible III.
5.
Who are you really?
We will soon have blog interviews with us to fill you in on that!
6.
I want to write to Viacom/Paramount, how do I contact them?
Paramount:
5555 Melrose Avenue
Hollywood, CA 90038
(323) 956-5000
Viacom:
1515 Broadway
New York, NY 10036
(212) 258-6000
[email protected]
7.
I want to write to Viacom/Paramount, what should I say?
That's entirely up to you. Voice your own opinion. I would recommend keeping it professional, though!
8.
Why do you have crosses in some of your logos? Are you anti-Christianity as well?
They are not Christian crosses, they are the symbol of Scientology.
9.
Where can I see the South Park episode "Trapped in the Closet"?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=9t8LkfRkIDk
10.
What exactly is Scientology? Where can I learn more about it?
We plan to have a links and references section soon. Until then, here's a quick overview: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scientology
11.
Why are you rippin' on Buddhism with the "fat man sitting under a tree for 20 years" remark?
We're not. You need to watch the
South Park episode "The Return of Chef".
12.
Are you really Trey and Matt?
Um, no.
04-01-06 - The offical Tom Cruise Boycott petition is up!
Please take the time to read our petition, and if you agree with our cause, please support us by signing it and passing it along! We need all the support we can get!
Click to sign the official Tom Cruise Boycott PETITION!
03-30-06 - You can contact Viacom, too!
As the article below states, many
South Park fans have been contacting Viacom to share their intention of boycotting unless the "Trapped in the Closet" episode (which is the one that spoofs both Tom Cruise and Scientology) is rebroadcast on Comedy Central. I did my homework and gathered up for you all of Viacom's contact info:
Viacom:
1515 Broadway
New York, NY 10036
(212) 258-6000
email:
[email protected]
Paramount:
5555 Melrose Avenue
Hollywood, CA 90038
(323) 956-5000
PLEASE be polite and respectful about this, guys!! Simply state your intentions. Being nasty and immature loses credibilty for the cause. If you want to make "Tom Cruise sucks (
fill in the blank)" jokes, do that here.
Thanks, and good luck!
~Sarah
03-30-06 - The Boycott goes far beyond just us!'South Park' Fans Threaten To Boycott New Tom Cruise Film:
Fans Push To Get Scientology Episode To Re-Aired
POSTED: 12:02 pm EST March 24, 2006
WASHINGTON -- Turning Chef into a child molester and then having him mauled to death by a lion and bear apparently isn't enough for some "South Park" fans.
The Washington Post said fans have started a campaign urging people to write, phone or e-mail Viacom threatening to boycott "Mission Impossible 3" -- unless Comedy Central reruns the episode spoofing Scientology that caused Isaac Hayes to quit.
The rerun of that Scientology episode was mysteriously pulled off the air last week amid published reports that Cruise, another Scientologist, had used his clout to get the episode yanked....
Read the complete article here
Many thanks to ara for passing this along!
