Happy Birthday to ME!!!!! |
So I'm one year old as of yesterday! Wow what a PARTY! EVERYBODY who is ANYBODY was there...Oprah, President Bush, Carrot Top, (daddy let him serve the drinks) Donald trump even showed up, with Rosie ... Posted by Baby Suri on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 06:55:00 PST |
Guess who's back? |
...Back again...Suri's back...tell a friend.I know, Im a little young for Eminem but Daddy is pretty liberal when it comes to music.I havent been around much lately, sorry, but you know us Hollywood t... Posted by Baby Suri on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 06:54:00 PST |
Kidnapping? I'm a kid and I nap all the TIME! |
So the Star says the reason I have been out of the public eye so much lately is that daddy & mommy are afraid I will be kidnapped by bad men and I am now surrounded 24/7 by armed body gaurds.
&nbs... Posted by Baby Suri on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 01:17:00 PST |
Celebrity adoptions must STOP! |
So what's with all these celebrities choosing to ADOPT a child now instead of having their own special baby, like ME?
I mean, no offense to Madonnas African Baby (a recent new friend of mine here at M... Posted by Baby Suri on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 11:31:00 PST |
OK, even I hated "War Of The Worlds" |
I may be an infant, but even I know the difference between a classic and a piece of crap.
Only my daddy could turn a classic HG Wells novel into just another brainless Hollywood Action Movie.
And yet ... Posted by Baby Suri on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 09:09:00 PST |
Daddy inked my first movie deal today! |
Daddy got me a movie deal today! Mommy thinks it might not be the right project for me at this stage but Daddy feels a good action thriller would be a great way to kick start my Hollywood career.
&nbs... Posted by Baby Suri on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 02:41:00 PST |
I hate diaper rash! |
I know Im just an infant but you'd think with all the advents in todays technology that someone could come up with a better system than diapers.
I mean, would YOU want to have to sit in your own filth... Posted by Baby Suri on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 09:44:00 PST |
I had my first auditing session today! |
Daddy took me to my first auditing session today, and boy was it fun!
They let me play with the e-meter but daddy got a little mad when I kept sticking it in my mouth...he said the drool could throw ... Posted by Baby Suri on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 11:12:00 PST |
Brooke Shields is a bitch! |
I don't care that daddy & her "made up" in the press, she said bad things about my daddy just because he thought it was wrong for her to take anti depression drugs. if she would only learn about S... Posted by Baby Suri on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 11:08:00 PST |