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About Me

If you don't know who I am, obviously, you're a glib rock dweller. (Like Matt Lauer.) That man should drop dead. I have a beautiful motorcyle, and fiance (i used to have a wife but i traded her in for a newer one, katie) oh and that baby too, I guess. They don't even come close to the beauty in me though. (no one can.) oh, did I mention? I'm a scientologist. And I'm rich. :) I'm an actor, and jump on couches for fun.
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My Interests

Scientology, and Katie scientology for religous purposes, my motorcycle, I feel like Im forgetting something, oh thats right...scientology, oh and money. i like that. i feel like somethings still missing. oh, yah, that baby. I hate that child. SURI SUCKS!!! no im kiddig ... sort of.... what??? she smells funny..... and i dont think shes mine .... i think shes matt lauwers.... oh well ... i teach her Scientology then..... that will show him !!! ha ha ha

I'd like to meet:

I wish i could have an out of body experience and meet myself and ask lots of questions(about myself) and hang out togeter(and maybe make out a little) and talk about scientology, which might I say is the coolest religeon EVER!!! Modonna is goiung to burn i hell with all the aliens for practicing kaballah. That'll be the day. but I look forward to looking at myself every morning in the mirror. I like that a lot, might I add.



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Music:

I enjoy scientolgy music. bet you didnt know there was such a thing. (i made it up myself.) I enjoy dancing around to it naked in my living room, katie doesnt like it, so i told her to suck my left one, so she did. it was a rather pleasant experience, (for me anyway. i dont know why she was complaning if i could bend that way i would be happy to do it my self i am a beautiful being)

Movies:

the mission impossible series .i made a lot of money off you chumps, you all can be so glib sometimes. ha ha ha and i gave all the money to Scientology... ha ha ha jerry mcguire was lame... i mean cool.... any way.... in risky business i got to dance in my tighty whities... and i got paid for it ....

Television:

i dont have any tv shows, so i dont watch tv. i just watch my movies over and over again.(see above) i have sceens mounted all over the house.... watch them nonstop till i have to go to work and ...i loooove watching my self while im making sweet love to katie, (i prentend its myself) she is sooooo lucky she dosent have to pretend and she has me...

Books:

the only books i ever read are scientology books.... the rest lie.... the rest are all wrong.... like matt lauwer... all wrong ... never true only Scientology is right!!!!!

Heroes:

ME!!!! and the charater i palayed in mission impossiple 1 and 2 and me again !!! and Scientology.