Everything |
'K, been a while, no excuses I haven't already used, blah.
The gig @ Pickups got canceled, turns out it wasn't a gig in the first place. Oh well. I did play the BBS blues jam the day before. I was the...
Posted by God of War on Sat, 07 Jun 2008 09:11:00 PST |
ornithopters |
Next time you sit on a toilet seat, remember, you just rubbed butts w/ someone else.
And speaking of butt rubbing, I’ve had some expensive dates, AND marriages, but $4300?
If Gov. Spitzer marrie...
Posted by God of War on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 08:04:00 PST |
Ovulation |
Scaary Chrishanukwan & to all a good night. Or good day, whatever. Celebrate something.
Da Bears actually played like a real football team today. Good thing it's too late in the season to mat...
Posted by God of War on Mon, 24 Dec 2007 04:59:00 PST |
Dog breath in the year of the plague. |
It's only been four months, the best laid mice & all that. Oh well...
Which is a great song by Peter Green.
And speaking of green, I'm working on a car that burns bullshit. & what better place...
Posted by God of War on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 06:10:00 PST |
vibrating cheeks |
Oh man, oh baby, oh man baby...
I'm back, sort of. Wasn't really gone, except for one long, unsupervised weekend in the Land of Cheese & Beer. & brats. & smallies. Just busier than usual, ...
Posted by God of War on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 08:40:00 PST |
E-maiil prostitution |
is apparently legal. I received an e-mail recently offering me everything for my penis. Well, the only thing my penis needs besides a daily shower is a friendly place to put it occasionally. ...
Posted by God of War on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 02:33:00 PST |
Parsnips & Old Face |
If you can't be w/ the one you love,
try a watermelon. ( or some other gourd, depending on your equipment requirements. )
When was the last time someone else mentioned parsnips?
My idea of truffles is...
Posted by God of War on Mon, 28 May 2007 10:54:00 PST |
Oiling the Monkey |
Having just about gotten through Passter & Easover, it's time to regale w/ the tale of the Magnanimous Easter Monkey.
Once up on a town, in a land far ago & long away, the Monkey came. Well, r...
Posted by God of War on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 06:39:00 PST |
Get yer NASCAR points here!!! |
What, are you nuts? I drive fast, but not in circles. Any more. Actually, mostly ovals. 'Course those were motorcycles, but who's counting.
Newly inspired I postpone the inevitable to inform you of ve...
Posted by God of War on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 06:08:00 PST |
Time |
Yeah, I've been busy, but I've had a real classic example lately of busy is not a valid excuse.
A good friend of mine had been ill. I talked about going to see him, but another friend suggested that I...
Posted by God of War on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 08:28:00 PST |
