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About Me

Subject is composed primarily of dihydrogen monoxide, containing organic compounds arranged into various specialized configurations, including osseous tissue endoskeleton, fibrous, electroconductive nervous system, tunica externa/media circulatory system, partially-redundant, bilaterally-symetric organ systems, sanguine chemical and heat regulatory liquids, and lymphatic network designed to eliminate pathenogenic intrusion. Though at first glance, subject appears to be a single, autonomous, self-sustaining entity, further inspection indicates that the actual compelling force is a complicated protein chain located in the cellular nucleus, for which the subject is a tool for reproduction. Therefore, rather than a simple multi-cellular organism--or collection of living beings, forming one being--the subject is the biproduct of a single entity, expressed in highly specialized arrangements, acting as one collective. This is a most curious situation, as the subject is clearly capable of complex, self-motivated, abstract reasoning, cognative synthesis and introspective thought, which, in defiance of the laws of physics, appear to be a phenomenon greater than the sum of its parts, and which effectively serves as a balancing force to the Universe's natural state of entropy...motherfucker.Oh yeah...subject can also do this:..

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My Interests

I'm interested in all sorts of Sh%..! Especially Sh%.. I've never heard of. I read and talk all day. Anything to fuel the fire. I'm a comedian, this is our site. http://www.definitelynotcommunists.com/about_us.html

I'd like to meet:

Whoever, whatever, or if at all possible, whyever. Not however, though. I had bad experiences as a youngn' with however.Arrested for Seduction and Adultery. Beat that Clarret

Music:

I've never focused on one genre. All my friends are musicians, so I've had about everything around me half my life. I like Radiohead, Bob Dylan, Mars Volta, Rachmaninoff, Hank Williams, Johnny Cash, Floyd, Zepplin, The Pixies, Queen, Zappa, Sinatra, The Helms, Mozart, Bob Marley, and so on in that fashion.

Movies:

Kiwi!
Uploaded by Mnykyu These are films I've actually been in:
http://www.aumillerproductions.com/filmstalkphotos.html
http://www.aumillerproductions.com/filmthief.html
http://www.aumillerproductions.com/filmclockingout.html

Television:

National Geographic, Adult Swim, AMC, TCM, History Channel, CNN, Comedy Central. Anything dorky or funny or artistic. On a side note, I think Broadcast T.V. is a viscious demon of de-motivating, brainwashing advertisements. Reality T.V. is that viscious demon's older brother, who gets into the sauce too early in adolescence to be of any use from there on out, but to sap the minds of babes.

Books:

Name it.

Heroes:

Name it...wait. Uh,...My Parents, My Grandparents...G.I. Joe, go Joe!...Lincoln, King, Einstein,Mohandas K. Ghandi...Mother Theresa of Calcutta...Pope John Paul II and Jesus, in a strictly secular sense...Dali Lama...Robert Plant's vocal chords, Burt Reynold's mustache and the subsequent mustache of Tom Selleck...oh, and of course, Hugh Heffner. What Star Wars character are you?
You are Yoda, muppet and diminuative Jedi Master. You are extremely wise and contemplative, yet compassionate. You are a born leader. Speech impediment optional.
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My Blog

Speech

There is, upon the wide horizen of the future, a distant light... It is this light, brilliant and awesome in its complexity, that has guided humankind from the inception of its collective consciousnes...
Posted by Mark Lucas 00110010 on Thu, 14 Aug 2008 12:42:00 PST

Radio Subvertista

Hola Folks, Check out Radio Subvertista @ www.IMCBUS.ORG on Wednsesday 3/26/08 for a guest spot featuring Cory Baxter and myself. Not only do we tell jokes, but we also do a good job ripping apar...
Posted by Mark Lucas 00110010 on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 02:07:00 PST

On the Subject of Composition

I was a million different things before I coagulated into myself.GrassStarsKingsRats. I’ve been a transit system all my life, taking in elements and particles and matter. They hang aro...
Posted by Mark Lucas 00110010 on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 09:39:00 PST

The Scarlet Imus

Don Imus has been fired.And with his dismissal, racism is finally at an end.Thank god!That whole racism thing was quite the sticky whiket--I thought we'd never cure it. Finally the black race has over...
Posted by Mark Lucas 00110010 on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 10:53:00 PST

Undermined

I hate American IdolUsually, I won't even bring it up, knowing that negative criticism of the show only serves to empower it.Yesterday, however, someone made an off-handed comment about contestant San...
Posted by Mark Lucas 00110010 on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 01:46:00 PST

An Ode to Spot

This is one of my favorite poems Felis catus is your taxonomic nomenclature, An endothermic quadruped, carnivorous by nature; Your visual, olfactory, and auditory senses Contribute to you...
Posted by Mark Lucas 00110010 on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 11:13:00 PST

The Bird

Outside, as I pace back and forth, back and forth, back and forthMy eyes happened upon a sparrow searching for wormsIn the dead of winter Right away, I knew that it was a futile eff...
Posted by Mark Lucas 00110010 on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 11:18:00 PST

Service Vehicle

Outside the building in which I work, there are two parking spaces in the corner of the lot. A few months ago, that was where trucks would park to fix the trash compactors. Pursuant to a Dublin C...
Posted by Mark Lucas 00110010 on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 12:26:00 PST

Global Warming

Anyone else find it unusual that it's 60 degrees in January?Anyone?Anyone?Bueller? Bueller? That's right...Global Warming. Not that I give a shit.Whenever I heard about global warming in school, I'd a...
Posted by Mark Lucas 00110010 on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 12:42:00 PST

Same old song

The true nature of a position is sometimes obscured by pomp and circumstance. Take our President...please.It is easy to understand why he's become confused as to his placement in this complicated syst...
Posted by Mark Lucas 00110010 on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 10:00:00 PST