Tread rapidly and carry a railroad spike (A short, SHORT [and true] story) |
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Posted by on Thu, 02 Jul 2009 23:04:00 GMT |
Lacking a desire to write something profound: Schools out forever |
Well damn, I've been in school since I was 5&shit, and before that there was day care. I pity the people that flip out when its transition time. I'm feeling great minus the constant hunger pains ...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 12:34:00 GMT |
STRANGE STRANGE DREAM |
While falling asleep on the couch next to my man to star trek I had a very strange dream. I was at this zoo and saw a cop abusing an elephant. I started throwing grapes at him and screaming at him to ...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 17:08:00 GMT |
The Other Paper and Life in General& |
1) Yep, my sling got me in last weeks issue where the reporters managed to degrade the Columbus comedy scene in pretty much every way possible. My name is no longer Rache...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 22:24:00 GMT |
First Comedy Attempts and Mending Bones |
I am happy to say that both have gone better than expected. I was able to drive to school for the first time today without killing anyone. That is always something to be happy about. I am now killing ...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 14:14:00 GMT |
Laugh at the things that you hate& |
This is something that crossed my mind while guzzling massive amounts of coffee while I wandered around in the cold at 6:45 this morning since my fucking car broke down again. I have decided to t...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 17:04:00 GMT |
Bring on 2008! |
Well, my depressive state has finally subsided. 2007 was a pretty strange year and I am ready for it to be over, although there were also some great parts that I wouldn't change for the world. I am wo...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Dec 2007 12:04:00 GMT |
Dear Online Creepy Stalker Journal, |
I have completed the most important step in becoming (what I would consider at least) a better person. And now that that's over with, I have but one question dear Online Creepy Stalker Journal How m...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 09:34:00 GMT |
Thinking& |
I've been doing some (for once) and I think that I want to drastically change the way that I live my life. I would like to try to, if possible, become a more pure person. I'm not sure if that makes se...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 07:39:00 GMT |
Ode to my Cat: |
Dear Filo,
I love you more than anything. You are so cuddly and cute, and always know how to make me feel better. Not only are you all of the above, but you are also a very good kitty. You only scratc...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 16:09:00 GMT |
