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Chris Coen

About Me

Comedian since 2006, certified badass, lover, drunk.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

An lonely old person with a lot of money or a woman with two vaginas

My Blog

Economy

The economy is so bad that I started drinking Busch Light again.  No other comments needed.  Appearing at the Kickstand Music Festival 2morrow at noon at the Kickstand Pub in Cbus.  Cum on out!
Posted by on Fri, 14 Aug 2009 18:29:00 GMT

Why not?

Hello legion of admirers - hope I spellled that right...I got to host the Columbus Funny Bone tonight and all week - something bad is going to happen to me.  I know it...  Oh well, I love it.   Thanks...
Posted by on Tue, 12 May 2009 21:41:00 GMT

Comedy Pet Peeves

Comedy Pet Peeves - by Chris Coen1. When someone who has never done comedy comes up to me and offers advice.  Tonight some dude (with a stage name, no less) told me that my set was old, I needed to do...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Mar 2009 21:26:00 GMT

New blog, stupid

I was told I need to blog more, so here goes.  I started a new job, no one cares.  Does anyone care enough about me to read this?  Probably not, but I am an egomaniac that will read my own blog tomorr...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Mar 2009 20:02:00 GMT

Funniest Person in Columbus

I was asked recently how winning the Funniest Person in Columbus contest changed my comedy career, so here goes... 1. I will appear on TV for the first time since being featured w/ 7 other co-valedict...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Dec 2008 05:06:00 GMT

Respect

I went to DC and saw our nation's capital.  Little did I know Americans were so fucking stupid.  Some dipshit didn't turn his phone off during the Changing of the Guard, someone took a flash...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Aug 2008 22:09:00 GMT

America’s birthday

Happy July 4th!  Celebrate w/ me today - there is no better way to say "I love America" than drinking a case of Old Milwaukee and clubbing a hippie w/ a flagpole showing Old Glory in all her...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Jul 2008 10:37:00 GMT

Upcoming show

Jim Wiggins is one cool SOB.  Check him out on lasthippie.com.  Other than that, thanks to everyone for allowing me to get to the Finals of the Funniest Person in Columbus.  Thanks for ...
Posted by on Fri, 09 May 2008 06:53:00 GMT

Last Comic Standing!

I tried out for Last Comic Standing, which was great.  I slept 1 hour on the street listening to straight up dbags practice their awful bits all night.  I smoked enough cigs to kill an infan...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 16:28:00 GMT

Blog?

All these athletes started up blogs b/c they don't talk to the media.  I think that is great, b/c no one in the media cares what I say either.  Fuck the crippled!  God did!  Anyone...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 20:43:00 GMT