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About Me

I'm not gonna hurt you, I just gonna bash yer head in. I'm gonna bash it right the fuck in. AIM me FilthEApe What Star Wars character are you?
You are Jabba the Hutt, obese criminal mastermind. You are obsessed with power and control, and probably already have a significant measure of it. Watch out, though. The power will go to your head.
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"Cannibal love action - live!"
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Wearing your pants at groin level with no underwear
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What type of person do you attract? Your Result: You attract unstable people!

Congrats, you are an 'insane' magnet, and you probably have no idea why. Something about your mix of styles, how you walk not just 'one' lifestyle, but appear to have a foot in them all. To the insane, you appear to be a beacon of hope and they will flock to you, like it or not. But, they ARE insane. Lucky for you, the insane tend to be the best sexual lovers, just the rest of the package deal may not be for you.

You attract artsy people!
You attract rednecks!
You attract Yuppies!
You attract geeks!
You attract models!
What type of person do you attract?
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You Are Fozzie Bear
"Wocka! Wocka!"
You're the life of the party, and you love making people crack up.
If only your routine didn't always bomb!
You may find more groans than laughs, but always keep the jokes coming. The Muppet Personality Test

My Interests

Drinkin' Fightin' & Fuckin', Going to shows, playing shows, STAND UP COMEDY, dead stuff, makin stuff dead, orgies, beer, drugs, comic books, sci fi, horror, did I say booze?

I'd like to meet:

Your girlfriend

Music:

The Statutory Ape, The Fuckin'Goddamn$, GG, Gwar, the Misfits, the Queers, The Dwarves, Slayer, GWAR, The Independents,DFL, Angry Samoans, The Beach Boys,The Addicts, Surf Rock, Rock a Billy, GWAR, Classic Garage, Outlaw Country, Willie Nelson, Ashlee Simpson, Anthrax, Dio, most american metal before '97, GWAR

Movies:

Pulp Fiction, The Shining, This Boys Life, Say Anything, Falling Down, Never Ending Story, Taxi Driver, and anything with gore, anything with boobies is nice too

Television:

Simpsons, Jeopardy,and Twilight Zone, the rest is rubbish (except History Channel)

Books:

Comics, Porno, Tom Robbins (Still Life With Woodpecker), Catcher in the Rye, Vonegut, The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr Hyde

Heroes:

My old man and Wolverine

My Blog

Tuesday was sweet

So Tuesday night was sweet, I did this comedy gig in Bowling Green a benefit for Toys For Tots. It was called Bad Boys Do Good, a blue show and it was awesome we drew lots to see the order and I pulle...
Posted by Filth E. Bastard on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 02:09:00 PST

Good Ol' Monday

First I'd like to say thanks to everyone who came out to the Funny Bone last night. Thanks to everyone who came out to the Funny Bone last night. It wasa a great show and I fuking slayed them, serious...
Posted by Filth E. Bastard on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 06:27:00 PST

Fuckin rip off

Apparently being funny has nothing to do with who wins a comedy contest. I'm not tryuing to be a spoil sport here but I did that fuckin show in Akron last night kicked ass, had the crowd going, kept i...
Posted by Filth E. Bastard on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 08:14:00 PST

I've got a feeling...

So I've only been swimming twice this year and both times were in highly infectious bodies of water, and both times I cut my feet. First I was in Marietta piss slobering drunk at like 9 am after a lo...
Posted by Filth E. Bastard on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 08:25:00 PST

Woik Woik Woik

9 Minutes and counting So basically my job is to sit on hold all day, thats why I spend so much time online with you fine people. And when I'm not on hold I'm arguing with some asshole about late fees...
Posted by Filth E. Bastard on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 10:32:00 PST

I'm Righteous

Star Wars Horoscope for Librahttp://www.quizdiva.net/swhoroscopes/libra.jpg">> You are on a lifelong pursuit of justice and determined to succeed.You convey the art of persuasion through force.You alw...
Posted by Filth E. Bastard on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 11:41:00 PST

I'm like the blogginest I've ever been

So being drunk and bored in a town where no one exists makes one humble. I've nothing to do but sit here on myspace and hope someone I know is online, lame huh? I've gone over all my jokes, played my ...
Posted by Filth E. Bastard on Sat, 21 Jan 2006 11:48:00 PST

Nothin' ta do, no nothin' ta do!

Yeah so I've listened to near every episode of th Bill and Dan show on www.BillandDan.com you should check it out because it is a very funny couple of comedian friends of mine basically bickerin...
Posted by Filth E. Bastard on Sat, 21 Jan 2006 09:00:00 PST

I resolve

In the year 2006 I resolve to: Loose all my money gambling. http://resolution.geek-foo. net" style="color: red;">Get your resolution here ...
Posted by Filth E. Bastard on Fri, 20 Jan 2006 11:34:00 PST

Third time's a charm...

More like three strikes you're out. I went down to the Laff House, really great Black Comedy club on south street, lotta good talent, and the promoter gave me 3 minutes, great, except it had to be cle...
Posted by Filth E. Bastard on Fri, 20 Jan 2006 05:56:00 PST