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Chris Chaos

Your life is what you make it. Rise up to the challenge and pull your head out of your ass.

About Me

Well my name is Chris. I'm one of 2 lead singers in a band called Malice in Wonderland. My life revolves around my band and music itself. I'm a pretty laid back guy unless I have alchohol in my system. Then I get pretty wild. I write a lot of poetry on my free time. Otherwise I like to sit back and kick it with my friends. I get along with pretty much everybody. Unless you're a fucking asshole to me the second you meet me. Then you can pretty much go fuck yourself after that. But I give everyone second chances. Life to me is all about fucking up and learning from your mistakes. I don't take life for granted. And I live everyday like it's my last day. For the most part I'm really obnoxious and immature. Dick and fart jokes will never get old. All I really have left to say is if you wanna get to know me based on what you just read. Then that's fucking cool. Message me anytime. I also have a screen name on AIM "Jesussmokedmypot" If you got aim feel free to message me there too... type="text/css" body { background-color:000000; background-image:url('http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/160 0/yeah86789fzn1.jpg'); background-position:bottom center; background-repeat:no-repeat; background-attachment:fixed; } table, tr, td {background:transparent; border:0px;} table table table {background:transparent;} table table table td { background-color:000000; filter:alpha(opacity=90); -moz-opacity:0.7; opacity:0.7; -khtml-opacity:0.7; } table table table table td {filter:none;} table table table { border-width:2px; border-color:770000; border-style:groove; } table table table table {border:0px;} input {background-color:transparent !important;} td, span, div, input, a, table td div div font, body div table tbody tr td font {font-family:georgia !important;} td, span, div, input, table td div div font, body div table tbody tr td font {color:aa0000 !important;} .nametext, .whitetext12, .lightbluetext8, .orangetext15, .blacktext12, .redtext, .redbtext, .blacktext10, .btext {color:990000 !important;} MySpace Profile Editor!.. type="text/css" a {color:bb0000 !important; text-decoration:none !important; text-transform:none !important; font-weight:normal !important; font-style:normal !important;} a:hover {color:990000 !important; text-decoration: line-through !important; font-style: normal !important; font-weight: normal !important; text-transform: normal !important; } a.text, table div font a, table div div {visibility:hidden;} table table div font a, table table div div {visibility:visible;} img {border:0px;}
Your Personality Is Like Acid
A bit wacky, you're very difficult to predict.
One moment you're in your own little happy universe...
And the next, you're on a bad trip to your own personal hell! What Drug Is Your Personality Like?
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Chris Chaos
Birthday: The 3rd of May
Birthplace: Chicago Illinois baby!
Current Location: Madison Wisconsin
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6'3''
Right Handed or Left Handed: Stroke with my right, flip pages with my left
Your Heritage: Hungarian, and Polish. I'm a hung pollack
The Shoes You Wore Today: Vans
Your Weakness: pierced tummys
Your Fears: Heights, clowns, being chased by retards
Your Perfect Pizza: Chees with tobascco sauce and extra crushed red pepper
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get a record contract
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Shut your bleeding cunt flaps for a second
Thoughts First Waking Up: My balls itch
Your Best Physical Feature: My hemroids
Your Bedtime: You mean like sex? There's no timed schedule for sex.
Your Most Missed Memory: Sitting at the strip bar with a pocket full of ones.
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: Yes
Do you Swear: Fuck yeah
Do you Sing: Yeppers
Do you Shower Daily: Yeah I might skip a day.
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: No
Do you want to get Married: Maybe
Do you belive in yourself: If I don't who will?
Do you get Motion Sickness: Not really
Do you think you are Attractive: I think I'm a sexy bitch
Are you a Health Freak: No
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love em
Do you play an Instrument: Guitar, bass, drums kinda
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Of course
In the past month have you Smoked: Lots of marijuana
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Yeah I just said that.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yep
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yeah
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I ate a box alright. But it wasn't oreo flavored
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Sushi is the Japanese revenge for WWII
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yep
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I plead the 5th
Ever been Drunk: Almost every day
Ever been called a Tease: No
Ever been Beaten up: Yeah
Ever Shoplifted: If you say you haven't you're a fuckin liar
How do you want to Die: What a shitty question.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I don't wanna be a loser
What country would you most like to Visit: Amsterdam
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green or brown
Favourite Hair Color: Brown/black
Short or Long Hair: Dosen't matter as long as she dosn't look like a dyke.
Height: inbetween 5'4' and 5'7''
Weight: Fat girls need love too. Just not my love.
Best Clothing Style: However they feel comfortable I guess. I prefer naked
Number of Drugs I have taken: That's a hard question let me come back to that one later
Number of CDs I own: Hmmmm Yeah that's another one I have to get back to you on.
Number of Piercings: 0 piercings. I had my lebret but I lost my ball in a puddle of vomit. So yeah fuck digging for that
Number of Tattoos: 1 for now.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: None of them
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My Interests

Music of the Metal varity, people that aren't full of shit. Guitars, kicking it with my friends. Beautiful women. Eyes. going to concerts. Driving really fast. Sticking my nose where it dosen't belong. Doing really sick off the wall shit for money and laughs. Causeing attention to myself in the worst way.
Your Eyes Should Be Green
Your eyes reflect: Striking attractiveness and danger

What's hidden behind your eyes: A vivid inner world What Color Should Your Eyes Be?

I'd like to meet:

Everyone. I get along with everyone. I'm a people person. And most importantly I'm not judgemental. I would really like to meet more people that play in local bands. Cause it takes a lot to get your band going if you're in one. Famous people I would like to meet would be. Hmmm Lets see here. Fuckin' SLAYER!!!!! Vinnie Paul, Mike Patton, Chino Moreno, Vince Vaughn....If I spelled that right.. Cause that guy is fucking hillarious. I met Whitesnake once. Those old bastards were pretty cool. Oprah just so I can take a piss on her. Just so I can say I took a piss on Oprah
You scored as Pinhead. You are Pinhead. You come straight from hell. Your curiosity has caused you to make some mistakes in life. But you are now more powerful than you have ever been. You enjoy pain just as much as you enjoy pleasure. Unlike most killers, you like to make sure your victims suffer for all eternity.

Pinhead


70%

Leatherface


60%

Michael Myers


60%

Jigsaw


60%

Candyman


50%

Freddy Krueger


45%

Jason Voorhees


40%

Hannibal Lecter


25%

Captain Spaulding


10%

Buffalo Bill


0%
Which Horror Killer are You?
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You Are The Hulk
Super strong and super scary, you were never meant to be a superhero.
You're not really into saving the world. And the world better get out of your way. What Superhero Are You?
You Are 96% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You?

Music:

SLAYER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sepultura, Deftones, Anything with Mike Patton, Testament, Incubus, Killswitch engage, MALICE IN WONDERLAND, Pantera, Slipknot, Korn, Chrimira, Dillinger Escape Plan, Potters Feild, Lacuna Coil, Devil Driver,Hebron,Blood Simple, Lamb of God, Otep, Nine Inch Nails, Tool, A Perfect Circle, Hell Yeah, American Headcharge, Stephen Lynch.
Evil, Satanic, and Horror pictures
Evil, Satanic, and Horror pictures

Movies:

Clerks, Mallrats, Dogma, Chasing Amy, Pretty much anything with Jay and Silent Bob. Star wars.....I know....Fuck you.. Pantera Home videos..Funny ass shit. David Lynch movies.

Television:

Family guy, That 70's show, The Simpsons, The Spice channel.

Books:

Are those the things that are made out of too much paper and have a bunch of words and stuff in them? I prefer magazines with naked ladies in them. Larry Flint knows his taco's

Heroes:

Retards, Old people, Carney's, and Prostitutes.