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Evil Genius

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About Me

Psycho,strange,and my brain is somewhat chemically inbalanced!!! But it still functions properly!!Besides that i'm a pretty cool fuckin' guy! I like to have lots of krazy ass fun,spend money,and chill out with my friends and family!!Trying to live my life to the fullest because you only live and die once...I think!!And I like to kill things on PS2 or any other system sometimes!! body {http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n84/karcus_2006/myspace. jpg
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Basics:
Name: Jeff G.D.
Date of Birth: 3-27-1985
Birthplace: West Bend,WI
Current Location: Columbia,WI
Eye Color: Dark Brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: 6'1"
Heritage: Danish,German,Czech
Piercings: 5
Tattoos: 4
Favourite:
Band/Singer: Malice In Wonderland, Mad Town Style
Song: Guilty
Movie: Any thing funny or sick and twisted
Disney Movie: Not sure
TV show: South Park, Simpsons
Color: Red
Food: Anything grilled that sounds good
Pizza topping: Shrooms and pepperoni
Ice-Cream Flavor: Cookie Dough
Drink (alcoholic): Jager Bombs
Soda: Sun Drop
Store: Not really sure
Clothing Brand: ADIDAS
Shoe Brand: ADIDAS
Season: Everything but winter
Month: March,April,August
Holiday/Festival: My anniversary from the day I was born and Christmas
Flower: None
Make-Up Item: None
Board game: Monopoly
This or That
Sunny or rainy: Both at the same time
Chocolate or vanilla: Both
Fruit or veggie: Both
Night or day: Both
Sour or sweet: Both
Love or money: Lots of money with some love on the side
Phone or in person: Person
Looks or personality: Both
Coffee or tea: Coffee in the morning, tea not so much
Hot or cold: Depends on what it is
Your:
Goal for this year: Make and save lots of money for whatever I want
Most missed memory: Hanging out with friends that are no longer alive
Best physical feature: My many faces
First thought waking up: This fuckin' sucks
Hypothetical personality disorder: Advanced narcisistic scitzophrenia
Preferred type of plastic surgery: None
Sesame street alter ego: Oscar the Grouch
Fairytale alter ego: Robbin the Hood!!
Most stupid remark: Lots of things that I say!
Worst crime: I'd rather not say!!
Greatest ambition: Have 12 different bank accounts, half of them on Easter Island!!
Greatest fear: Deer,Chickens,and Pythons Oh my!!
Darkest secret: I'm really a contracted assassin!!
Favorite subject: Lots of different and strange things
Strangest received gift: A dead jackalope in a box with some reefer in his hand!!?
Worst habit: Smoking and swearing
Do You:
Smoke: Yes
Drink: Yes
Curse: Never in my life!!!
Shower daily: Yes
Like thunderstorms: Fuckin' love them!!
Dance in the rain: Sometimes
Sing: I could if I felt like it
Play an instrument: Barely
Get along with your parents: Most of the time
Wish on stars: Not really
Believe in fate: Slightly
Believe in love at first sight: No, it's more like attraction at first sight
Can You:
Drive: Yes, but you better keep your distance
Sew: Not so much
Cook: Fuck yeah, all the time!!
Speak another language: My own special language
Dance: Not really
Sing: When I feel like it
Touch your nose with your tongue: No
Whistle: Barely
Curl your tongue: I don't think so
Have You Ever:
Been Drunk: Yes, plenty of times
Been Stoned/High: More than drunk i believe
Eaten Sushi: No
Been in Love: Maybe once or twice
Skipped school: Most of my "High" School years
Made prank calls: Quite a few times
Sent someone a love letter: Yes
Stolen something: All the time when I was way younger
Cried yourself to sleep: Couple times
Other Questions:
What annoys you most in a person? When they wont fuckin' leave me alone
Are you right or left handed? Right
What is your bedtime? Whenever I feel it's nessecary to sleep
Name three things you can't live without: Food, water, and my family
What is the color of your room? Half strange blue and half albino
Do you have any siblings? 3
Do you have any pets? 5
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars? If I had a good escape plan...No I'm kidding?
What is you middle name? Glenn
What are you nicknames? Jeff, JD, J Dell, Mohammed?
Are you for or against gay marriage? Naughty, fuckin' gross!!
What are your thoughts ..ion? I don't know I'm not in that situation!
Do you have a crush on anyone? Not at the moment
Are you afraid of the dark? Depends where i'm at
How do you want to die? You sick fuck!!
What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day? I never really kept track
Would you take a bullet for the one you love? Depends on what kind of gun it is!!
What is the last law you’ve broken? Operating after rev.
In a Member of the Opposite Sex:
Hair color: Black, Brown, Blue, Blonde, Dark Red
Eye color: Dark or Blue or something else
Height Not taller than me, but not to short!
Weight 110-165 around there somewhere
Most important physical feature: Everything
Biggest turn-off Ridiculous laugh
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My Interests

Staying alive for now,hanging out with my friends,being active,buying and selling houses,climbing trees or rocks maybe!!And starting fires,but not criminally!!And i'd like to move to another country when i become eligable,if you understand what I mean!! Listening to and chillin' with the greatest band around "MALICE IN WONDERLAND"!!!Keeping my nose clean staying away from weapons,jail,and living reckless!! Umm Vacations,warm weather,being in the middle of nowhere up north in Wisconsin!!Hanging out with G.O.D. the coolest fuckin nephew a person can have!And cooking and eating!!

I'd like to meet:

Whoever is cool enough to tolerate the strange things that my friends and I might instantly do for no reason at all!!! Like maybe jump out of a tree and belly flop onto a random vehicle thats close!!Thats just an idea of what might happen!! Besides that, i'de like to meet Carmen Electra,Adriana Lima, and Jenny McCarthy!And Marshall!!And most definetley Chris Farley when I get killed!!

Music:

"MALICE IN WONDERLAND",Kill Switch Engage,Korn,PM5K,Eminem, D-12,Cap 1,Dr. Dre,Snoop Dogg,Obie Trice,Mystikal,Head PE, Atmosphere,MushroomHead,Tool,Dope,Fear Factory,Pantera,OTEP, Bloodsimple,Ill Nino!!!

Movies:

Saw 1,2,and 3,Blow,Three Kings,Fear,The Hills Have Eyes, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas For Shizzle,Dazed and Cunfuzed,Resident Evil 1&2,IT,and anything thats really funny or intensely Twisted!!

Television:

CSI:Miami,The Dresden Files,The Sopranos,Comedy Central, Simpsons!!

Books:

No books really just magazines,FHM,Maxim etc.

Heroes:

My Family and Chris Farley!!