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Mugs McGurk

MMM.........fishsticks

About Me

I'm only here for Malice In Wonderland, and the free cake. WHAT! NO FREE CAKE! Well screw this shit.
*The New and Improved Ultimate About Me*:
Basics:
Name: Melissa
Date of Birth: 4/2/83
Birthplace: Easter Island
Current Location: King Tuts Tomb
Eye Color: Poopy
Hair Color: Soy Poopy
Height: This Tall
Heritage: My Mother was seducted by a cruel Samoan
Piercings: No
Tattoos: Crap
Favourite:
Band/Singer: Malice In Wonderland, On the Mad Town tip
Song: Deadweight
Movie: Clockwork Orange
Disney Movie: Mickey's Adventures in the Toad Hole
TV show: Huef McGlocklin Private Dick at Large
Color: Blue
Food: Butter-Bacon Sandwich
Pizza topping: Fishsticks
Ice-Cream Flavor: Caribou Fucker... I mean tracks!!
Drink (alcoholic): Jager Bombs
Soda: Evil Dew, Moutain Who?
Store: Your Moms House
Clothing Brand: The skins of your favorite pets
Shoe Brand: High Top Chucky T. All Stars
Season: Hell
Month: the month of Jingles the tap dancing monkey
Holiday/Festival: Growth Scraping Day!
Flower: dead things on sticks
Make-Up Item: Fake Mustaches
Board game: Ass Chapter 3 : Return of the Corn hole
This or That
Sunny or rainy: Runny
Chocolate or vanilla: I dig the Swirl
Fruit or veggie: Feggies
Night or day: Nay
Sour or sweet: Meat
Love or money: Meaningless sex and a cardboard castle
Phone or in person: People are easier to kill in person
Looks or personality: Grizzly Adams
Coffee or tea: Toffee
Hot or cold: Luke Warm
Your:
Goal for this year: Brually maim a school of dolphins
Most missed memory: the sadwich i just ate
Best physical feature: my broomstick
First thought waking up: were did this horse body come from?
Hypothetical personality disorder: happy
Preferred type of plastic surgery: Lazer eyes
Sesame street alter ego: Super Grover
Fairytale alter ego: Knomes, all of them at one time
Most stupid remark: most of this survey
Worst crime: stealing lawn oniments
Greatest ambition: to become a flying monkey
Greatest fear: tangurines
Darkest secret: Luke, I am Your Father
Favorite subject: neat things
Strangest received gift: I got a hippopatamus for christmas
Worst habit: eating human flesh
Do You:
Smoke: Yes
Drink: Lots of things
Curse: meka leka hi meka hinni ho
Shower daily: with 100 chinese imagrants
Like thunderstorms: yes
Dance in the rain: acid rain
Sing: on the toilet
Play an instrument: on the toilet
Get along with your parents: on the toilet
Wish on stars: No but I wish on the toilet
Believe in fate: Fates a Whore I'll kill that bitch for lying to me!
Believe in love at first sight: not if it's the same as screw on first date?
Can You:
Drive: only into pedestrians
Sew: I'll mend your socks for a quid Mister!
Cook: mmm...meat
Speak another language: yes but only I understand it
Dance: when bongos are involved
Sing: I ALLREADY ANSWERED THIS QUESTION!
Touch your nose with your tongue: no
Whistle: backwards
Curl your tongue: and make a shell
Have You Ever:
Been Drunk: lots
Been Stoned/High: lots
Eaten Sushi: never
Been in Love: no
Skipped school: lots
Made prank calls: lots
Sent someone a love letter: no
Stolen something: lots
Cried yourself to sleep: lots
Other Questions:
What annoys you most in a person? one word answers
Are you right or left handed? right
What is your bedtime? i dont sleep
Name three things you can't live without: beards, rope, a very sharp knife
What is the color of your room? blood
Do you have any siblings? 3
Do you have any pets? 5
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars? i don't need the money, Mua HAHAHAHAHAHa!
What is you middle name? farfignugen
What are you nicknames? Lissa, Mugs-Mugs McGurk, Ass Hole
Are you for or against gay marriage? sure
What are your thoughts on abortion? I'm not having a baby any time soon, if it comes down to it I'd have one
Do you have a crush on anyone? yes
Are you afraid of the dark? only when i'm in it
How do you want to die? happy
What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day? 3.14
Would you take a bullet for the one you love? yes
What is the last law you’ve broken? ?
In a Member of the Opposite Sex:
Hair color: wookie
Eye color: jaundice
Height ninjas
Weight pirates
Most important physical feature: eye patch
Biggest turn-off dolphin safe tuna
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You scored as Freddy Krueger. You are Freddy Krueger. You are evil, but enjoy having fun. Sure you made some bad choices in life, causing some parents to attack you, and burn you alive. But hey, you have even more fun now than you did then! You prefer waiting for your victims to fall asleep, so you can have fun with them in your world. But if they pull you out, you dont let that stop your fun!

Freddy Krueger


90%

Pinhead


80%

Michael Myers


65%

Buffalo Bill


55%

Jason Voorhees


55%

Hannibal Lecter


55%

Jigsaw


50%

Leatherface


50%

Candyman


45%

Captain Spaulding


30%
Which Horror Killer are You?
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My Interests

Funny Cartoons, Weird art, local music, good intoxicants. Also not so great intoxicants, I'll drink anything with booze in it.

I'd like to meet:

Jesus, he sent me an E-Mail awhile back, told me to meet him behind the dumpster at McDonalds. When I got there, all I saw was a 300lb Chinchilla, he said his name was Hayzeuz. I was really disapointed Jesus wasn't there.Graham Coxon, I almost meet Damon Albarn in an airport - but I got super freaked out and missed my opportunity. Oh well, Graham's cooler anyway.Cool people around the Madison area that I might actually run into at a show.

Music:

M.I.W., Lords Of Disipline, The Cooper Temple Clause, Blur(since I was 8 cut me some slack), Gorillaz, Graham Coxon, Dope, Stevie Ray Vaughn, David Bowie, Placebo, Portishead, Freestylers, Dub Pistols, El-P, Brittish Sea Power, Interpol, Jeff Buckley, PM5K, White Zombie, Rob Zombie, Marylin Manson, Cibo Matto, Butthole Surfers, Orgy, Ministry, Asoep Rock, Radiohead. and other assorted stuff that doesn't quite fit together.

Movies:

MUTHA FUCKING GRINDHOUSE!!!,Crank, The Transporter 1 & 2, Clockwork Orange, Blue Velvet, The Professional, La Femme Nikkita (french), 5th Element, Top Secret, Taxi Driver, 28 Days Later, Cecil B. Demented, Lock,Stock,And Two Smoking Barrels, Vincent Price Movies especially Wax Museum (or is it house of wax I can never remember), Terry Gilliam movies, Paully Shore movies, Tank Girl, Most movies featuring a distopian future, 7 Brides For 7 Brothers and other crazy old movies (NO PAN AND SCAN!!!), Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis Movies (Artists & Models esp.), etc.

Television:

Cartoon Network, Discovery, National Geographic, History, G4, Ron Popeal. SET IT AND FORGET IT!!!

Books:

Shakespere (I swear I'm not that kind of asshole),A Clockwork Orange, The Monster At The End Of This Book (starring lovable,furry old Grover), Japanese art books, American Gods, etc. More magazines than books. Books with pictures, reading hurts my brain.

Heroes:

My brother Greg mostly, and Spiderman he's neat.

My Blog

Who reads this crap any way?

And why should I write one? Sure I got shit to say but I'd rather have an intelligent conversation with someone in person that type shit to myself. Or a drunking conversation, those are fun too! ...
Posted by Mugs McGurk on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 11:27:00 PST