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Ozz

Trust Me, I Can't Be Trusted

About Me

I am bigger than Payne!
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My Interests

Your Girlfriend,Your Daughter,Your Sister,Your Neice,Your Cousin,Your Mom,Your Hot Neighbor,Your Hot Massage Threapist,They Got Tits...I LIKE!

I'd like to meet:

Chicks

Music:

Yes Please.

Movies:

I Dream Of Jenna. Rounders. Super Troopers. Anything Funny.

Television:

Arrested Development. The Daily Show. Drawn Together. The Simpsons. Family Guy. That 70's Show. Hell's Kitchen.

Books:

They Still Make Those Things?

Heroes:

Gene Simmons & Myself.

My Blog

Vegas

Well I went to Vegas this week, and I have to tell you, I fucking LOVE this town. God what a kick ass place to hang out. I don't care If I lost a shit load of money. The new Hooters hotel is where I s...
Posted by Ozz on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 05:15:00 PST

Am I A Fucking Retard?

Seriously, does  everyone think I'm just a stupid fucking asshole? People I know are constantly lying to me about the stupidest shit. Like I'll never figure out the truth or even care about the t...
Posted by Ozz on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 07:09:00 PST

I NEED TO GET LAID!

Is it possible to get a piece of ass without all the shit attatched to it? Ok so that sounded bad. What I'm saying is, can't I get laid with no strings attached? I mean c'mon, there has to be chicks o...
Posted by Ozz on Fri, 10 Feb 2006 07:18:00 PST

Bitches!

What the fuck is up with chicks? Do they ever know what they want? I am so fucking sick of the little games girls play. Are there no women left that are cool? I'm not asking for much, just a nice girl...
Posted by Ozz on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 08:26:00 PST

Ladies Please Apply

Booty Call Application BOOTY CALL APPLICATIONName: ___________________Age: ____________________Occupation: ____________________Height______ Weight______Married(Y/N)__ Single(Y/N)___ Other_________Se...
Posted by Ozz on Fri, 27 Jan 2006 03:21:00 PST

The Sun Part II

For those of you who thought I was insane or just whinning when I was on here bitching that there has been no sun...now I have the science to back it up. Read Below:   Baffled Scientists Say ...
Posted by Ozz on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 05:15:00 PST

Fuck It!

Fuck it! Thats all I have to say.
Posted by Ozz on Mon, 16 Jan 2006 07:26:00 PST

Texts

Is it just me or does text messaging SUCK? I fucking hate it. It's the lowest form of communication on earth. Two lines to sum up what should take two hours or even worse, it takes 10 mins. to answer ...
Posted by Ozz on Fri, 13 Jan 2006 03:50:00 PST

Today

Well they say "Today is the first day of the rest of your life". BULLSHIT!   Today is the day you reflect on how bad you fucked up yesterday. Today is the time you decide if what you did yesterda...
Posted by Ozz on Wed, 11 Jan 2006 12:37:00 PST

SUN!!!!

So it's Tuesday! Finally the sun has come out. Holy Shit I never thought we see it ever again. It can really change your whole mood. I woke up pissed off and not very happy. Then I saw the sun peeking...
Posted by Ozz on Tue, 10 Jan 2006 11:13:00 PST