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My name is Jordan and first and formost I am a guitar player. I try to be as open as I can about what I play. I enjoy guitar solos, anything that expresses you or an emotion or an person or object and more. I also used to play in the heavy metal band, Hebron. I enjoy heavy metal with brutal vocals, thrashin' guitar, crashin' sounds and stuff. I enjoy an array of other music from Primus to Frank Zappa! I also enjoy video games, backyard parties, steak on the barb, and a good beer with the buds!!! My favorites (guitar players) include a lot of people from Dimebag to Zakk Wylde, to Steve Vai to Frank Zappa, and from Stevie Ray Vaughn to Buckethead. I love horror movies and cooking as well as artwork (pencil, ink, and paint). I reside in Fort Atkinson now with my very soon-to-be fiance, Erica. I share a lot of my time with her and her son, Gabriel. I tend to try to stay away from people who choose their friends based on what can be done for them. I'm very fond of the friends I have because of this. Just as a fair warning I only add people who either I know personally or know the band I was in, unless I like what you are about (that goes for bands as well). I am usually willing to pull up a chair and squawk for a while so get back to me if you want to know anything else.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anybody who would take a bullet to the groin in an attempt to flabbergast a billygoat under pressure by a 38 special with a wielder with not so much potential. Anybody who would scream rape in the face of danger with just enough prowess to not be known as a stranger with the under-carriage cabbage of some bucktoothed-butt-ranger! Anyone who would slip on their face in an attempt to crawl in some homo-erotic stupor that don't fool em' at all. Or any sorry-assed sauerbraten ass-noodling dog-dick martyr with enough time to drop a line in the water. Can you pick where you fall?

My Blog

Screw it

I don't know how to do this shit.....I are sorry  
Posted by on Tue, 16 May 2006 06:26:00 GMT