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wendy

Insanity takes its toll, please have correct change.

About Me


a.k.a. manywalks at darkpoetry.com

Buy Blue Sheets at http://www.lulu.com/content/1918478 Help keep me in my cigarette habit.

Well, I can't say I'm not 99 anymore, since they went and changed their rules, but I still live with teenagers, so thus I am still feeble minded as a result.
Because I live with teens, my dog thinks I am absolutely insane, and therefore will dance around the house with me when we are alone...as long as I don't try to sing. When I sing he goes to the back door and moans. Poor thing. If he could figure out how to unlock it I would never have an audience.
Plagerists should be drawn and quartered, and their eyelids make such lovely earrings.

f*@%offery is greatly undestimated.

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My Interests

Poetry, literature and obscure historical tidbits.

Aside from telling people what to do, and generally thinking that they should do it.

I also am addicted to Runescape, trying hard for that fire cape, just cause it is so cute.

I also enjoy picking on my children, and they think I am evil as a result. For a while I had boy child convinced that the new microwave would electrocute him if he pushed a wrong button; told him it was a built in safety feature to preserve the life of the food nuker. Yep, the microwave will live, but the human, well thats another story.

Oh, and I paint. I rather enjoy that as well.

Brain dead people fascinate me. I can stand and poke them with a stick for hours.

I'd like to meet:

Well, since Pound and Ginsberg are dead, I guess you'll do.

Music:


My interests in music are wildly varied, can't really pin it down. It often changes from day to day.

Movies:

Funny Farm



Funny Farm
Still into the painfully, really, really bad movies, absolute stinkers. Such as Midnight Skater. If any of ya'all have ever wondered what a 3 dose migraine feels like go rent this one.

Television:

I hate Fox News. Fair and balanced my freaking foot. One of these days I am going to have a stroke and drop dead watching Fox News.

I occassionally watch BBCAmerica, when I remember what time the shows I like are on.

Books:

If it has words, I'll read it; and am always up for a suggestion.

Available at www.lulu.com

Heroes:

People that bother the Shrub.

I am in awe of my left big toe.

My Blog

A Quiet Man

he was a quiet manhard workinghumblewith a warm smileand he criedmonday mornwhen his little girlclosed her eyes...
Posted by wendy on Sun, 12 Oct 2008 07:55:00 PST

Hooker Hose

blackhooker hoseseams straightgarters snapped
Posted by wendy on Sat, 11 Oct 2008 06:05:00 PST

Touch Me

touch me there,beyond reasonsmileand spill me somesweet, sweet lies
Posted by wendy on Thu, 09 Oct 2008 04:54:00 PST

Glorious Bastards

its getting colder nowshe said wrapped in shades of greythe two of us should sitand speak of the glorious bastardswith filthy nails(still) pissing on the wire...
Posted by wendy on Sun, 05 Oct 2008 12:20:00 PST

Words (Ta Themis)

my tongue, driedwords curled tight beneathlost, forgottenboldas i reachedfor your handthree days gone...
Posted by wendy on Sat, 04 Oct 2008 06:07:00 PST

Shaine’s Crow

old mansingingto the blue, blue skyblack devillaughingin the cold, cold night
Posted by wendy on Sat, 04 Oct 2008 06:05:00 PST

Slop

the old men in homesteadcan feel the coldstab at their kneesits a brutal one comin'they sighworried about the grainand the sowsthey can't slop...
Posted by wendy on Thu, 02 Oct 2008 04:54:00 PST

Quadrant Graphics IV

the blue eyed liars gatherin times square movie housesthey smell of mildewand cheap wineand smileperfect teeth glimmering...
Posted by wendy on Mon, 29 Sep 2008 03:44:00 PST

Quadrant Graphics III

awaiting extinctionthey minglecopulating with shadowsdrunk on dandelion winethey yawnat static picturesmen with namesthey will not know...
Posted by wendy on Mon, 29 Sep 2008 03:42:00 PST

Come December

come december i shall sit in my room of savage memory candles slaying the chill egyptian tea on the stand and watch the bare branches sway outside my window...
Posted by wendy on Sun, 14 Sep 2008 12:38:00 PST