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Hope Perkins * HOT PINK PISTOL

D.Q. Rappers at Pokey art opening Gallery Lombardi Sat. Nov. 3 @ 7:00

About Me

WWW.HOTPINKPISTOL.COM says it best and then maybe WWW.AUSTINCRAFTMAFIA.COM . I challenge anyone at any time to not find glitter on me at any given point. I currently have work at Gallery Lombardi for the Radical Nautical show and dead rapper stuff at Method Hair. There is also this little show I co-host on the DIY channel called Stylelicious. I have to confess that this is almost word for word verbatim what my Friendster profile says, but those bitches don't know I like unsweatened tea. I am not the brightest knife in the cookie drawer. Mix tapes/CD's are the way to my heart. I cant spell to save my life. I know my irony is obvious but the fact that I realize this makes me wonderful. I am addicted to self tanner and sleeping pills. I have a taxidermy bob cat named Tonya in my kitchen. Things like stuffed family pets and the singing cats on VH1 make me laugh. I am a sucker for songs that involve hand-claps. As a part of my hang over rituals I spend a good part of it cringing over what I said or did the night before. I think glitter is the perfect final touch for everthing. I love coke slushes. I always cry when the little girl from My Girl is at the funeral saying, where are Thomas Jay's glasses, he cant see without his glasses. I took the same college pre al-ger- bra math course 8 times, dated the math teacher, still failed. I am in constant search of the perfect bluejeans. I love staying in hotels. I like to wear obnoxious fake tatoos. I think Clint Howard as a child/adult is quite possibly the ugliest person. I want an entire floor covered in lama skin rugs. I know the words to just about every cheesey love songs from the seventies. I have no sense of direction. I love dollar stores. I love the smell of dryer sheets. I love mac-n-cheese. I wish I had a hot pink Camero with a gold glittery eagle on it. I wish they sold mexican jumping beans in gas station. That's it I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

painting dead rappers on anything that sits still long enough, drinking can beer, reading, kicking kittens, bar room brawls, shopping at cheep slutty teen stores in the mall, and other really deep and profound things

I'd like to meet:

*Comment Leavers* Just so ya know, I love me some small business' but I am not posting your add as a comment. I don't do it to you so please don't do it to me! That's what bulletins are for sillies!

Music:

From Bubblegum to Sky, Archers of Loaf, (old) Mercury Rev, Brainiac, bis, Dwarves, Andre3000, My Bloody Valentine, Christopher Cross, old Michael Jackson, Bratmobile, Minor Threat, Butter 08, My ideal mix CD would go like this.... (Pineapple boys) Emily's Sassy Lime, Rump Shaker: (All I wanna do is Zoom Zoom), (Star Belly Boy): Bikini Kill, (Sailing): Christopher Cross, (Weak): SWV, (In Particular): Blonde Redhead, (Oh Bondage): X Ray Specs, (Mandolin?): Superchunck (Lost n lonely?(Cure song): Dinosaur Jr., (Wish it all away): Ivy, (Speed): Atari Teenage Riot, (Kandy Pop): Bis, (Sugar Hiccups): Cocteau Twins, (Brown Paper Bag): Roni Size, (Caring is Creepy): The Shins, (A Fall Through the Ground): John Frusiante, (Im not like everybody else): Boss Hog, (Luna): Smashing Pumpkins, (Web in Front); Archers of Loaf, (House of Jelous Lovers): Rapture, (Butter of 69):Butter 08, (Take on me): Cap'n Jazz, (Look what youve done to me); Boz Skaggs, (Tundra / Desert); Modest Mouse, Gold Chains; (Rock da party), Killers; (Somebody Told Me), (Encore); Dangermouse, (Making me Nervous); Brad Sucks

Movies:

Beyond the Vally of the Dolls, Susperia, Grease 2, Creamaster3 (sike), Mommy Dearest, Midnight Madness, Urban Cowboy, Scar Face, Paridise Lost, Valley Girl, Worst Witch, Pee Wees Big Adventure, Elephant Man, Fast Times, Super Star (the Carpenters barbie movie) Fantastic Planet, almost all John Hughes films, Half Baked, Labyrinth, Parenthood, Boogie Nights, Last American Virgin, The Outsiders, Legend of Billy Jean, Babe Pig in the City

Television:

Court TV, Cold Case files, anything that involves forensic stuff, VH1, MTV, Sex in the City,Carnivale, Sopranos, Big Love I dont like to admit but I like The OC, I am trying to ween myself off of.... Life Time movies

Books:

Barrel Fever, Of mice and Men, White Nights, The Dream of a Ridiculous Man, Harry Potter, Carrie, The Secret History, Island of the Blue Dolphins, The Old Man and the Sea, Geek Love, Me talk Pretty One Day, Razors Edge

Heroes:

Amanda Lepore, Matthew Barney, Lisa Yuskavage, Doo Doo Da-lie-la.......love someone tonight

My Blog

So what are you doinng Sat night? 11/03/07

well you  either wanna come see  art  of mine at Gallery Lombardi  http://www.gallerylombardi.com/ or taxidermy of mine at the  Art  House http://www.arthousetexas.o...
Posted by Hope Perkins * HOT PINK PISTOL on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 12:41:00 PST

mags, you should check out this month!

http://adornmag.com/blog/?p=750 Adorn's Vegas  Issue http://www.stampington.com/html/altered_couture.html Al tered Couture dresses from hot pink pistol http://www.bust.com/index.php&nbs...
Posted by Hope Perkins * HOT PINK PISTOL on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 12:52:00 PST

White Folks Say it Controls Your Brain

Hot Pink Pistol has just added brand new goodies! Check out my new series of new Dead Rappers, vintage hand painted suitcases, new girly girl paintings and new clothes! ...
Posted by Hope Perkins * HOT PINK PISTOL on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 12:08:00 PST

Meet Pauly uh I mean Vito

Vito was captured at a Goodwill on Brodie.  My goal is to have enough taxidermy animals that I can name after the entire Sopranos cast.  He was gonna be Pauly but after last nights epis...
Posted by Hope Perkins * HOT PINK PISTOL on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 06:50:00 PST

STYLELICIOUS premieres

STYLELICIOUS premieres April 6 at 2:30 pm ET...
Posted by Hope Perkins * HOT PINK PISTOL on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 12:28:00 PST

PLAYGIRL

If there is a protective covering on a magazine to shield your virginal eyes its gotta be good! Check out my T Shirts in the April issue of PLAYGIRL. ...
Posted by Hope Perkins * HOT PINK PISTOL on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 12:01:00 PST

I think I am in love

yacht rock
Posted by Hope Perkins * HOT PINK PISTOL on Tue, 29 Nov 2005 03:17:00 PST

New things at Hot Pink Pistol

Hot Pink Pistol now has men and womens T-shirts!  There are also a crap-ton of new dresses so go and check em out!****************** ***************************** Kisses, Hugs, and Kittens**...
Posted by Hope Perkins * HOT PINK PISTOL on Fri, 30 Sep 2005 11:52:00 PST

did I tell you?

I am in Scotland?  Well I am. 
Posted by Hope Perkins * HOT PINK PISTOL on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

This is fucking priceless and now I am blonde!

OK so I confess I stumbled on this while Google-ing Hot Pink Pistol. http://www.charmaineyoest.com/archives/2005/03/putting_the_s ha_1.html...
Posted by Hope Perkins * HOT PINK PISTOL on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST