THIS IS A ROLEPLAY---FANFICTION CHARACTER PROFILE.
To answer some of the bitching that I get:
1.) No, this character is not the original Borg Queen, nor the Borg Queen seen in any of the movies.
2.) It's a new Borg Queen from FIVE FanFiction stories being made by me and some friends. This also includes a ST vs SWEU (Star Trek vs Star Wars Expanded Universe) story for those interested.
3.) Does my attitude and personality change the Star Trek idea of the Borg Queen? Does Worf like sharp objects??? Of course!!! That's why I'm the BITCHY Borg Queen. Deal with it.
4.) Do I resent when people leave retarded messages on my fridge thing? YES I DO.
5.) Had to pull the fridge because I realized it's a saved thing, and I didn't have my own code so it was putting messages for me on my sister's MySpace... oops. Also some stupid c*** keeps screwing with it and leaving retarded messages. They need to grow up and take their head out of their a**. It's most likely another stupid little 12 year old who just discovered how to be annoying to big people online.
6.) I AM COMING FOR YOU!!! YOU WILL BECOME ONE WITH THE BORG!!!
x. name: Amy
x. middle name: _________
x. hair: brown
x. eyes: blue
x. height: 5 feet 9 inches
x. location: The Queen's Diamond, warping my way towards the Alpha Quadrant and WAR
x. birthday: July 23rd
x. zodiac: Leo
x. headline: "RESISTANCE IS FUTILE..."
x. animals: I keep several sex pets from various species. Though they never seem to last long.
x. sport: Assimiliation
x. fav. color: Blood Red
x. song: "What You Got Coming" - Reveille or ANYTHING by Mindless Self Indulgence
x. band/singer: Purge D.I.
x. fav. flower: Rose
x. fav scent: Rose
x. fav movie: Anything where the bad guy wins.
x. fav holiday: Borg Day
x. fav season: Spring
x. fav element: Fire
x. fav author(s): _________
x. how many rings before you answer the phone: I am in constant communication with the entire collective.
x. future career plans:
1.) Assimilate all species and cultures in the Alpha Quadrant, add their technological and cultural distinctiveness to our own.
2.) "Sample" members of every species and culture.
3.) Bring my twin sister Tonya, to my side to lead the Borg Collective.
x. do you want kids: The Borg are my children.
x. do you beleive in premarital relations?: Marriage is irrevelant.
x. have you ever thought you were in love?: Love is irrevelant.
x. do you have your own phone line?: I am in constant communication with the entire collective.
x. do you get along with your family?: The Borg speak with ONE voice.
x. do you have any piercings or tatoos?: I have many implants.
do you like . . .
x. giving hugs?: Only as an opportunity to keep them in one place long enough to assimilate them.
x. taking walks in the rain: Well you lean to enjoy it after every world you conquer eventually has regular torrents of acid rain, though it can be murder on the skin...
x. the mall?: They kicked me out for assimilating that stupid clerk who charged me double for the cutest pair of shoes you've ever seen!!
x. to go on stage?: The universe is my stage.
do y0u . . .
x. drink: Occasionally a little recreational drinking can be fun...
x. smoke cigars: Once or twice.
x. do drugs: You know that damned Ensign Pulner slipped me something in my drink back on the old USS Antwerp and the next thing I knew I went from Star Fleet Cadet Amy, to The Bitchy Borg Queen with a splitting headache and quadrillions of voices in my head all saying the same thing...
x. eat meat: On occasion
x. date: All the men around here are the same, and everytime I try to ask someone new for a date they scream and run, and the next time I see them, they seem just like all the other guys. ~sigh~
x. have sex: I make it a point to "sample" members of both genders from every species and culture before we assimilate their races.
x. eat sushi: Sure
x. bake: Oh I baked a few hundred planets so far. Well Crisped is more like it. ALL WILL SERVE THE BORG.
EITHER OR. . .
x. hot or cold: Both are effective torture tools.
x. lace or satin: Satin.
x. black or white: Both, especially with a slight green glow.
x. new or old: WE WILL EVOLVE. It is what we do.
x. rain or snow: Hmmm been a long time since I been in the snow...
x. give or receive: Giving can be such bliss...
x. wool or cotton: How about titanium?
x. rose or daisy: rose
x. private school or public school: Schooling is irrevelant, but I was public schooled before my assimilation.
x. plain milk or choclate milk: both
x. celcius or fahrenheit: Kelvin?
x. spring or fall: Either
x. math or art: I bring beauty to compliment the Borg's mathmatical precision.
x. one pillow or two: Well we don't got pillows in the alcoves...
x. dogs or cats: I tried keeping cats in the Diamond... they kept attacking my servant drones... had to pitch them out the airlock. And dogs God I wish I could have a dog, but where would it do it's business?
x. adidas or nike: Don't matter what you're wearing, you can't outrun a Borg Cutting Beam, BITCH!
x. coke or pepsi: Mighty Empires inded, we will use caution assimilating these opponents.
x. oranges or apples: Either.
x. deaf or blind: Neither.
x. pool or hottub: Either
x. blonde or brunette: Either.
x. guys or girls: Either.
x. tall or short: Either.
x. tv or radio: Archaic.
x. homosexuality: Sexual orientation is relative.
x. Wyoming or Idaho: Both will be assimilated.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN. . .
x. abortion: THE COLLECTIVE MUST GROW!!!
x. religion: Is irrelevent, but before assimilation I was Roman Catholic.
x. animal rights: All species deserve to be given the gift of assimilation.
x. love at first sight: Love is irrevelent, LUST is everything.
x. God: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
x. aliens: I've had many...
x. horoscopes: Are irrelevent. But your horoscpe for today is: "YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED, RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!!!"
x. heaven: The Collective is Bliss...
x. hell: All who have not been assimilated and do not the quality of life we offer are indeed in hell...
x. reincarnation: Assimilation is a form of reincarnation...
x. can people look like numbers?: Whoever came up with this question will pay dearly when it comes time for their assimilation...
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT . . .
x. pop music: This is one cultural item that WILL NOT be assimilated by the Borg.
x. rap: Will be assimilated.
x. 80's music: Will be assimilated.
x. punk: Will be assimilated.
x. what's the prettiest instrument?: uh my Borg Cutting Beam of course
x. what's the prettiest part of the body?: that spot between the third and 4th vertebrae where the spike enters the spine to begin the assimilation...
x. biggest fault: Ravenous appetite for conquest... both sexually and militaraly
x. biggest fears: Being cut off from the collective.
x. do you live in the moment?: Yes.
x. do you care about looks?: Looks are irrelevent. All will be Borg.
x. do you like your handwriting?: I haven't handwritten something in YEARS
x. obsession: Assimilation of the Alpha Quadrant.
x. looking forward to: Assimilating YOU.
FRIENDS. . .
x. do you ever wish you could have more friends that you do?: The Collective MUST grow...
x. do you wish you could have less?: The Collective MUST grow...
x. are some of your friends mean?: The Borg speak with one voice.
x. do you and your friends fight?: The Borg speak with one voice.
x. do you know lots of stupid details about your friends? The Borg speak with one voice.
OPPOSITE SEX. . .(i hate this part)
x. ever had a b/f or g/f? Before assimilation.
x. longest relationship? 9 years, between me and my regeneration alcove.
x. do you have a crush right now?: Yes, his name is 4,572,613 of 8,343,466,123,616. He is like so totaly cool!!! He has a Cube and a lisence!!!
x. do you like to cuddle?: On occasion
RANDOM QUESTIONS. . .
x. here or there?: There, because, THE COLLECTIVE MUST GROW.
x. chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate.
x. sisters or brothers?: My Twin Sister, Tonya.
x. love or hate life?: Irrelevent, all life will service the Borg.
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