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Whipped Cream Girl Tonya

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me



A.D.I.D.A.S. (All Day I Dream About Sex) by Korn
READ THE FOLLOWING TEXT BEFORE MESSAGING ME, OR TRYING TO ADD ME!!!

Hey everybody, it's January 1st, 2:50 AM Eastern Standard Time!! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
Updating this, adding a bunch of videos etc. have fun!
ok so here it goes:
ABOUT ME:
I turned 22 in July, living it up.

I love music, unfortunately most of my favorite bands keep breaking up. R.I.P. Blink & Purge

I love to go shopping, especially in the malls, (love Mall of New Hampshire, Pheasant Lane Mall, Burlington Mall, Foxrun Mall, Steeplegate Mall, Rockingham Mall, etc.) unfortunately I never have any money to do it anymore.

I'm living with a few of my old friends from way back in the day (high school) and my pain in the ass sister Amy. Yes Amy I called you a pain in the butt, DEAL WITH IT! But yeah there's a shitload of us crammed into the bottom two floors of a 4-story apartment/house. It makes life interesting.

I totalled my old car (Blue, 1982 Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme) the one true love of my life. I haven't had the heart to scrap it though so it's collecting rust in the back of the driveway. But yeah the car got me through some rough times, and I had fun sending my ex hurtling over the guardrail and into the Merrimack River in this car, so it has fond memories for me.

What the car looked like BEFORE, & no this isn't a pic of my car, it's just a pic of the type, mine was blue, I never thought to take a pic of my baby.
Also got out of a seriously messed up long term relationship that had drug me down to some places I didn't like. Newly clean, and single. And no I don't want to change either of those things anytime soon, so no I do not want to go smoke up wit you and no I don't wanna be your girl SO BUZZ OFF if you're thinking you're gonna score my digits or a piece of ass.

I dyed my hair jet black awhile back during my Goth phase, unfortunately my mother pitched all my black clothes she could find before I moved back out, and I haven't been able to afford the stuff at Hot Topic so my Goth Phase is over for the forseeable future I guess. Because of that I went on a tanning kick and accidentally toasted myself. I keep getting asked if I'm part black or hispanic now, when before everyone wanted to know if I had suffered major blood loss I was so white.

I love to party and have always found it hard to pass up a good chance to get hammered at a good party. Couch dancing should be an olympic sport... I could bring home Gold for the US!

I spend alot of time online nowadays cuz well I can't afford gas to get to the clubs, plus cover charge sucks around here.
If you're gonna try to add me on MySpace please don't be one of these people with their profile on locked down private. I won't add you since I can't get an idea of your personality and whether or not I even want to bother getting to know you. Also I WILL NOT ADD YOU IF YOU HAVE A STUPID ASS COCKSHOT AS YOUR PIC.
THE WHIPPED CREAM GIRL PICTURE. The picture is from an old album called "Whipped Cream & Other Delights" I saw the album cover in museum when I was 12 on a school field trip, I've been obsessed with that pictiure and all the imitators of it ever since. Including the awesome Selma Hayek tribute.
My Yahoo Messenger names are below, I love to talk to people and you'll find me bouncing through the chatrooms in the Yahoo Roleplaying listing (there are 2 roleplaying listings one is for dungeons and dragons wannabees, the one I'm in is buried under "romance and relationship: adult" scan that and you'll find the REAL roleplay rooms) Lot of awesome people in there like my good friends Jenni, Buttery, Lynx, Val, Justine, Kaz, Furrball, & all the rest they rock!!! Love ya girls! And my guy friends who I love dearly Jax, Thick, Roscoe, Rooster, Mykel, Wyatt, Bear, Jarhead, Lee, Radio, Rob, & all the others!
NOW that being said, don't just try to add me or stalk me on Yahoo and think you're gonna get somewhere take time to talk to me or I'll block you right off.
WAM Yahoo Account name 1: Pie_Pod_Girl_07
WAM Yahoo Account name 2: Pie_Pod_Girl_Tonya
You Are 99% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
Satan bows before your evil aura! How Evil Are You?
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THE INFAMOUS PORN LIPSINC!!!

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Click Here to get this from pYzam.com!
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My Interests

Mall, music, movies, fast cars, fast women, fast men, steet racing, NASCAR, illegal street racing, women in uniform, men in uniform, Colt 45 Handguns, Goth, Gothic, Vampire, Vampires, Vampirism, Vampiress, Boston, Manch Vegas, canoeing, hiking, swimming, shooting stuff, trainspotting, model railroading, hanging out on Yahoo, Yahoo Chat, RP 3, Role Playing Chatroom 3, Dark Desires Tavern,WAM, WAMmer, WAMmers, WAMming, WAMing, Looner, Looners, Looning, Whipped Cream, balloons, Inflatable Furniture, dunk tanks, gunk dunks, pie, pies, cake, cakes, slime, sliming, gak, gunk gunge, gunging, gungebooths, splosh, sploshing, pie in the face, gunged, slimed,

I'd like to meet:

Fun, open-minded, guys/gals.

If you didn't like the color blue before this video... well anyways this girl loves the color blue, & this stuff is edible...

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Music:

Korn,
Linkin Park,
Purge DI,
Plank63,
Milk Inc.,
Enya,
Enigma,
Bukkake Death,
Blackest of Ashes,
Nine Inch Nails,
Akon,
Eminem,
Disturbed,
Emilie Autumn,
Orgy,
Mindless Self Indulgence,
Rob Zombie,
White Zombie,
Powerman 5000,
Godsmack,
Slipknot,
Black Sabbath,
Black Label Society,
Gary Hoey,
Buck Cherry,
Pink Floyd,
Kid Rock,
Limp Bizkit,
Nickelback,
Rammstein,
Seether,
CKY,
Everlast,
Stereomud,
Tantric,
Five.Bolt.Main,
Genesis,
U2,
Otis Redding,
Jimi Hendrix,
American Minor,
Police,
Lustra,
Lenny Kravitz,
Outkast,
3 Doors Down,
Breaking Point,
Nonpoint,
A Perfect Circle,
Tool,
Stone Temple Pilots,
Cream,
Sublime,
Blink 182,
Sum41,
Beastie Boys,
Aerosmith,
Rolling Stones,
Mick Jagger,
Rage Against the Machine,
Audiovent,
Adema,
Alien Ant Farm,
Bloodhound Gang,
Breaking Benjamin,
Cold,
Cypress Hill,
Earshot,
Econoline Crush,
Evanescence,
The Exies,
Foo Fighters,
Fuel,
Green Day,
Ill Niño,
Incubus,
Lostprophets,
Mariyln Manson,
Mudvayne,
My Chemical Romance,
Nirvana,
The Offspring,
Our Lady Peace,
Pantera,
Papa Roach,
Prodigy,
Reveille,
Sepultura,
The Smashing Pumpkins,
Soulfly,
Stabbing Westward,
Staind,
Static X,
System of a Down,
Tenacious D,
Weezer,
Shinedown,
Kittie,
3 Days Grace,
System Of A Down,
Motorhead,
Killswitch Engage,
Taproot,

Movies:

Eyes Wide Shut,
Girl,
Fast and the Furious,
The Last Samurai,
Ghost in the Machine,
Dune,
Return of the King,
Pride and Prejudice,
American Beauty,
American History X,
American Pie,
Animal House,
Beavis & Butt-Head Do America,
Beerfest,
Blade,
Blade II,
Blade: Trinity,
The Boondock Saints,
The Butterfly Effect,
Cheech & Chong's Up In Smoke,
Donnie Darko,
Ghostbusters,
Ghostbusters II,
Half-Baked,
Nightmare on Elm Street Series,
Friday the 13th Series,
Halloween Series,
The Grudge,
House of Wax,
Van Helsing,
House of 1,000 Corpses,
Devils Rejects,
The Notebook,
Newsies,
National Treasure,
The Horse Whisperer,
Mr and Mrs Smith,

Television:

Sex and the City,
Real Sex,
Rome,
You Can't Do That On Television,
Wild And Crazy Kids,
Family Challenge,
New Family Challenge,
Double Dare,
Family Double Dare,
Noel's House Party,
Get Your Own Back,
Super Sloppy Double Dare,
Slime Time Live,
Zooventure,
Funhouse,
College Madhouse,
What Would You Do,
Girl pied by soroity sister on "What Would You Do?"
Woman goes facefirst down the 'Pie Slide' on "What Would You Do?"
Woman in the 'Pie Pod' on "What Would You Do?"
Stacy volunters to go down the 'Pie Slide' on "What Would You Do?" because she 'wants to get messy' gotta love that!

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Woman in the 'Pie Wash' on "What Would You Do?"
Lady goes facefirst down the pieslide
Andy goes facefirst down the pieslide.

Books:

Harry Potter,
-- and the Scorcers Stone,
-- and the Chamber of Secrets,
-- and the Prisoner of Azkaban,
-- and the Goblet of Fire,
-- and the Order of the Phoenix,
-- and the Half Blood Prince,

Emma Watson (Hermione Granger) slimed on Nick

Messy Stories,
Cosmo,

Heroes:

Pam Anderson,
My Sisters Amy and Mel,
my friend Holly,
my friend Sarah,
my friend Sam H,
my friend Sam P,
my friend Dianne,
my friend Lorelei,
my friend Debbie,
my friend Kimmy,
my friend Emily,
Mary Ann, my bestest friend
Jenni, my Wifey
Lynx, my Pie-Lover
AsYou,
Jax, my fave 'cuz'
Roscoe, my 'bro'
Rooster, my 'bro'
Radio, my favorite molestee
Taz, my Avenging Angel
Thickles, my 'bro'
Shane, my 'bro'

Phoebe, the Canadian Pie Girl
Pie Girl, cuz she rocks my socks

My Blog

Yahoo WAM accounts!

ok for all my WAMmer friends...  I have 2 WAM accounts on Yahoo, because some bastard keeps sending in TOS violation reports    when they aren't hacking me or booting me. &nbs...
Posted by Whipped Cream Girl Tonya on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 12:41:00 PST

COMMENTS

   So yes I spent the last 2 days sprinkling comments or the big whipped cream girl pic on all my friends' pages.    Now if you DID NOT GET ONE, this means one of the followin...
Posted by Whipped Cream Girl Tonya on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 10:21:00 PST

WARNING!!!

WARNING!!! WARNING!!!OK for all you ultra-freak types out there who continually message me with crap about how Bush made the hurricanes happen, and how 9/11 was a plot by the CIA. Kindly SHOOT YOURSE...
Posted by Whipped Cream Girl Tonya on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 05:01:00 PST

Read This Jackasses' Message To Me.

Ok this asshole ran around and posted all over my xpeeps and my MySpace pages being a dick.   So here read his message and my response to the fucktard. ----------------- Original Message ---...
Posted by Whipped Cream Girl Tonya on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 05:03:00 PST