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Mel

ME!

About Me

I just recently sold 2 YA vampire novels to HarperCollins.--publishing date sometime late 2008 or early 2009. I'm a southern girl who dreams of being the next big thing. And when I say big, I'm not referring to my ass. I wanna be famous...help make me famous!
Here's my bio that goes to the publishers:
Born and bred in Arkansas, Melissa McKenzie Francis is a small town southern girl with big city dreams. (Okay, she dreams of big city shoes, but there’s nowhere to wear them ’round these parts. Plus she really is a barefoot girl at heart.) The University of Arkansas at Little Rock allowed her to graduate with an English degree, but many of her friends wonder how when she uses words like y’all, dunno, gonna, and fixin’ to. Her favorite phrase is “Woo Pig Sooie!” and she will be glad to explain what that means over a (preferably dark) beer.
For seven years, she lived just two miles away from William Faulkner’s home in Oxford, MS. When the pressure to live up to his reputation grew too great, she moved back home to Arkansas where others totally understand her. She can be found online at http://melissafrancis.blogspot.com. She recently sold her first novel to HarperCollins.
Bite Me! is scheduled to hit the shelves January 2009 and she totally expects everyone who has met her to buy at least two copies.
Here's the honest truth:
Born and bred in Arkansas, Melissa McKenzie Francis is a small town southern girl with big city dreams. (Okay, she dreams of big city shoes, but there's nowhere to wear them 'round these parts). She's happliy married to her dream guy but likes to look on occasion. She loves to write sexy stories that end happily. She desperately wants to be a cross between Nora Roberts, Helen Fielding, and David Sedaris. Scary fucking thought, huh? She wishes she had Beyonce's body and Gwen Stefani's face, but she'll take what she's been given. She's an all around okay gal. If you don't know that, then you don't know her at all.
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My Interests

I'm a writer, a soccer mom, a wife and I love Guinness. I have a blogpsot blog that I update regularly. Mel's Blog! Check it out if you wanna read about useless crap.......

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Television:

Grey's Anatomy, Desperate Housewives, LOVE MONKEY (which has been cancelled and I may never get over it.) Project Runway, Survivor, ER (yes, I still watch it) How I Met Your Mother......

Books:

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My Blog

Don’t Forget!

Don't forget to swing by the Knight Agency's chat room this evening where we will be chatting live with NYT Bestselling author Gena Showalter at 8pm EST.Gena will be answering questions, giving advice...
Posted by Mel on Tue, 20 May 2008 02:22:00 PST

Gena Showalter is chatting at TKA

New York Times Best Selling author (doesn't that just roll off your tongue like bubbles?) Gena Showalter is going to be chatting live at the TKA chatroom tomorrow night, 8pm EST. Here's the link.I jus...
Posted by Mel on Tue, 20 May 2008 04:04:00 PST

Fictionistas

I’m blogging over at a new YA group blog: The FictionistasCome by and get to know us!http://www.fictionistas.com
Posted by Mel on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 09:36:00 PST

Human Nature and Choices

"Once you replace negative thoughts with positive ones, you'll start having positive results." Willie Nelson Come see me....
Posted by Mel on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 05:01:00 PST

YAY Maria!!

From Publisher's Marketplace: Fiction:Women's/RomanceMaria Geraci's THE CHURCH OF BUNCO, about a woman and her dysfunctional Bunco group as she struggles to maintain lifelong friendships, spice up her...
Posted by Mel on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 04:16:00 PST

Help me choose my author photo!

http://melissafrancis.blogspot.com/2008/02/your-vote-needed. htmlI'm pretty sure I know which one I want to go with...but I'd love to have your opinion! Come by and tell me what you think!
Posted by Mel on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 07:56:00 PST

YAY!!!!

My best friend and CP, Maria Geraci, sold to Berkley Sensation yesterday in a 2 book deal! The Church of Bunco will finally be on the shelves!!!! AWESOME!Run over to read her story at the Titlewave bl...
Posted by Mel on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 06:43:00 PST

dodging wrenches

I'm at the cafe today talking about writing.Stop in and say hello  ...
Posted by Mel on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 07:49:00 PST

so close...

Okay, so I wrote 7 pages yesterday, which might not seem like a lot, but they were significant because they were breakthrough pages.I actually know where the story is going. Imagine that? 4 chapters l...
Posted by Mel on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 05:25:00 PST

must. finish.

Yesterday's writing sucked. Today will not. I am determined.
Posted by Mel on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 05:13:00 PST