One-line wine reviews on Twitter |
Yeah. 140 characters is a whole lot eezier than video, you know. Not that I'm giving up the video thing, it's just that I can deespense my wisdom in smaller more digestible pieces that are easier to d...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 18:37:00 GMT |
Loose Wineass . . . yeah, whatever |
Yeah, I know, it sounds like a really really really bad pun, but if you want to see me, like, in the flesh, it's time to get your butts down to the Loose Goose Wine Festival. AKA the biggest wine fest...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 22:43:00 GMT |
Sucking |
Okay, I've been sucking. Admittedly. Though not like that. I am straight.However, I'm back. We'll be posting some new episodes on a sporadic schedule (for you non-English majors out there, that means ...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 09:37:00 GMT |
Announcements |
Okay, guys, here's some big news that you may either hate or love. Wineass is going to do only one episode a week from now on. Yeah, I know, it sucks. But Wineass is a labor of love (that's what they ...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 17:18:00 GMT |
Catchin up |
Okay, okay. So it's kinda beyond irregular here. That's why you should go to wineass.com. You can see my smiling face every other day there. We do a new episode every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. Ex...
Posted by on Wed, 23 May 2007 01:56:00 GMT |
Fuckstick spamtards |
If you got a band, you're cool. If you got a bar, you're cool.If you got a restaurant, you're cool.If you got a winery, you're cool.But.If you got a goddamn fucking billion spamalot accounts about fuc...
Posted by on Wed, 23 May 2007 00:51:00 GMT |
So much for regular |
Yeah, I know, I'm about as regular as Uncle Buck after he ate a fuckin 5-pound wheel of cheese at one sitting. Well, yeah, and unfortunately I ain't got a boxcar-load of Ex-Lax around here to move the...
Posted by on Mon, 07 May 2007 21:12:00 GMT |
I'm back . . . |
Sorry about that, but, you know, gotta work, gotta eat. Now, if someone wants to make Wineass into a major show, I could, like, do this all the time. And I know everyone wants that! Or, uh, not.Anyhoo...
Posted by on Tue, 01 May 2007 07:29:00 GMT |
Four times three! |
. . . or, maybe, four by four? Because if it was just me, we would have had four 4-rated wines in a row. But the peanut gallery disagreed. This just goes to show: IT'S ABOUT WHAT YOU LIKE. YOU. Not th...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 15:26:00 GMT |
4-u-copia! |
Maybe this is just chance. Maybe this is our reward for drinking lots and lots of wines that suck. Or maybe my shitass friends are getting better at picking good wines. No matter what it is, the 4s ke...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 08:36:00 GMT |
