HEAVY FUCKING METAL. HEAVY FUCKING INDUSTRIAL. HEAVY FUCKING ELECTRONICS. HEVY DEVY. Heavy packages of unknown origin in the post. Heavy goods vehicles. Heavy rain. Films and cinema. Computer gaming. S.T.A.L.K.E.R. - Shadow of Chernobyl. Grand Theft Auto. Doom. Doom. Doom. DOOM. DOOM! DOOOOOMMMMM!!!! Quake. Shadowrun. Mad Max Trilogy. Fallout. Sega Megadrive. Super Nintendo. X-box 360. Oblivion - The Elder Scrolls 4. Excessive masterbation. Tits and Ass. Pornography. Cider, Beer, Red Wine, Bundy Rum, Honey Rum and Whisky. Driving and crashing cars. Guitars, drums and electronics. Ladies and their strange rituals. Latex and rubber girls. Anime girls with big fuck-off weaponry. Big fuck-off weaponry. Big weaponry. Weaponry. Skinning my pork log. Go-karts. Swimming. Writing lyrics for songs. Gambling. Cricket, rugby and football. Bobop-tea and noodle. Expresso chocolate drink. All variations of pie but especially steak and kidney or chicken and mushroom or rat and spider. Anime and Manga. Salma Hayek. Emily Booth. Texas Hold'em Poker. Nature. Robots h3llb3nt on humanities destruction. World War 2 documentaries. Factories and industrial wasteland. Nuclear/biological war and weapons. Drunken kebab tossing. Midget granny porn. Computer game music. Animals - eating, cross-breeding with humans to make freaks of nature or just enjoying their company. Fireworks. Vinyl. Marmite. The Hulk Hogan era of WWF. RPG's and FPS. Meat. Live music. Bizarre Magazine. Terrorizer Magazine. Organ Magazine. Total Film Magazine. Nudie Prod Games. Magic. Demons, werewolves, vampires, monsters. Breville toasted sarnies. Anything lemon flavoured. Bukkake parties. Judging blowjob competitions. Daydreaming. The legend of the cobrashirt. Crumpets and butter. Riding dirty.
You behind the bikesheds for a snog and some cider!Devin Townsend and the Strapping Lads, The Heathen of the Hole, Jared Louche, Rhys Fulber, Martin Grech, Martin Atkins, Alien Jourgensen, J G Thirlwell, Mike Patton, Trent Reznor, Jeff Stoddard, Neil Marshall, Steve Tushar, Sascha Dikiciyan (still spinning those Quake soundtracks!), Alex Newport, Max Cavalera, Alec Empire, Liam Howlett, Justin Broadrick, Simon R Green, Salma Hayek, Emily Booth, Gary Oldman, Sean Pertwee, Jack Black, George Miller, Mick Kenny, Dave Hunt, Exploder, Mistress, Frost, ID Software, anyone with the surname Haddon, the rather cool people I know from Myspace like Chris etc. I met all of Front Line Assembly and Raymond Watts (Pig, H3llb3nt etc) and they are very cool gentlemen indeed.
Metal. Rock. Grind. Sludge. Industrial. Electronic. Power Violence. Noise. Classical. Drum and Bass. Rap.Anaal Nathrakh, Nine Inch Nails, Front Line Assembly, Fear Factory, Black Sabbath, Faith No More, The Berzerker, Strapping Young Lad, Zimmers Hole, The Almighty Punchdrunk, Pig, The Damage Manual, Cyanotic, Meshuggah, Soilwork, Godflesh, Muse, The Prodigy, H3llb3nt, Haloblack, Chemlab, Bile, Global Genocide Forget Heaven, Decree, Fantomas, Martin Grech, Devin Townsend, Red Harvest, Dimmu Borgir, Mistress, Co-exist, Murder One, Professor Fate, Medulla Nocte, Raging Speedhorn, KT Tunstall, Exploder, Frost, Brighter Death Now, KMFDM, Nirvana, Aphex Twin, Tool, A Perfect Circle, Slayer, Pantera, Iron Maiden, Metallica, Alec Empire, Atari Teenage Riot, Sepultura, Axis of Perdition, Agoraphobic Nosebleed, NERD, Pig Destroyer, Discharge, Unit 187, Fracture, Pendulum, White Zombie, Propellerheads, Earthtone 9, Pitchshifter, Error, Human Waste Project, Dragonforce, The Beatles, Iron Monkey, Nasum, Threat Signal, Foo Fighters, Eyehategod, Machine Head, Down, Therapy?, Coptic Rain, Onedice, Stoopi, Cynical Smile, Pulkas, Global Noise Attack, Judas Priest, Nailbomb, Neurosis, Lard, 1000 Homo Dj's, Ministry, 3d House Of Beef, Kyuss, Queens Of The Stone Age, Revolting Cocks, The Hate Ministers, Lowest Common Denominator, Deus Ex, From Beyond, Chemical Agent, Roughausen, The Agonyst, The Pain Machinery, Rabbit Junk, Madman Is Absolute, Filter, Foetus, Suicide Commando, Wumpscut, Carbon 12, Combichrist, Hocico, HIV+, Seabound, Necrophagist, Diskreet, Origin, Nevermore, Malacay, American Head Charge, Malefice, Ted Maul.
Horror, Sci-fi, Comedy and Action (preferably all together in one film) such as these:- Mad Max. Alien. Hardware. Event Horizon. Saw. 28 Days Later. 28 Weeks Later. Liar Liar. Razorback. Wolf Creek. Predator. The Terminator. The Day of the Beast. Dawn of the Dead. Weird Science. Walking Tall. Hellraiser. Dust Devil. Robocop. The Running Man. Sin City. From Dusk till Dawn. Kill Bill. Battle Royale. Indiana Jones. Star Wars. Warrior King. Ong-Bak. Police Story. Shaun of the Dead. Dog Soldiers. The Descent. Besat. Lost Souls. Dracula. Akira. Ghost in the Shell. 3x3 Eyes. Cyber City. Dominion Tank Police. Blood - The Last Vampire. Cowboy Bebop. Wedding Crashers. Final Fantasy - Advent Children. The Iron Giant. The Crow. La Haine (Hate). Pusher. Severance. Wilderness. Escape from New York. The Thing. Hostel. Bladerunner. Children of Men. Team America - World Police. Hot Fuzz. Pathfinder. The Host. Dead Man's Shoes. Seul Contre Tous (I Stand Alone). Calvaire (The Ordeal). Haute Tension (Switchblade Romance). Heat. Goodfellas. The Godfather. The Evil Dead. An American Werewolf in London. The Bourne Identity.
The A-Team. Ulysees 31. Thundercats. Visionaries. Jason and the Wheeled Warriors. Transformers. The Tick. The Mysterious Cities of Gold. Planet Earth. Desperate Housewives. Red Dwarf. Spaced. Hex. Family Guy. The Simpsons. Futurama. Celebrity Deathmatch. Scrubs. The Day Today. The Sopranos. Brass Eye. Top Gear. Green Wing. Monty Python. Bottom. The Fast Show. Black Books. The Trap Door. Chewin' the Fat. Dethklok. Bill Bailey Live. Lee Evans Live. Bill Hicks Live. Robot Chicken. Lost. Heroes. UFC. Dexter. Jekyll. QI. Nevermind the Buzzcocks.
ANYTHING BY SIMON R GREEN - THE GREATEST LIVING SCI-FI AND FANTASY AUTHOR. The Lord of the Rings. The Hobbit. Swan Song. 28 Days Later - The Screenplay. Satan's Love Child. Rebel Without a Crew. A Taste of Blood Wine. Harry Potter. Contest. Ice Station. Prey.
My family and friends but especially my Dad. The surgeon who operated on my Dad. Mother Nature. Some members of humanity. The musicians, game makers and directors I grew up with. Id Software. Sega. Nintendo. Anyone who is covering computer game music with guitars and making it heavy(especially Doom mwahaha!). Inventors. Doctors and nurses. Social workers. Charity workers. Strippers. Porn stars. Porkins from Star Wars. Claire the invincible cheerleader - yowza! Syler - evil cunt with a fondness for brain removal. The civic-minded 5 - The Tick.