Rupert

I am just an ordinary Rupert trying to get along in this world, trouble is most Rupert's are bankers and I am not. I am a freakin country boy from Dorset. I have two bitches (spaniels). I ride mountain bikes but have two completely fucked knees so I cant go very far. I sell fish and teach horticulture - not at the same time. I enjoy laughing at stupid things like chavs, exploding televisions and cats.