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About Me

I NOW HAVE A PHONE AGAIN SO YOU SHOULD ALL SEND ME YOUR NUMBERS. I STILL HAVE THE SAME NUMBER, BUT I HAVE NOBODY ELSES ANYMORE SO SEND FARKIN!
ahhh, where do i start??? i have a tendency to abuse black coffee like a drug, i also consume too much absinth for my own good. no matter how hard i try to stop i can never seem to stop "burning the candle at both ends" - to the point where it's now like a sadistic art form.
right now im realising there is truth in the age old saying of "you can take the bastards out of kempsey, but you can't take kempsey bastards anywhere" - perhaps that explains me best. i'm more a or less the most misunderstood genius you could find (according to me!). played in some bands that did some stuff. been on tv, radio, all that. now an engineer on a whole bunch of very expensive projects that i really shouldn't be allowed. when i was in school i was constantly in trouble for stealing everyones pink stuff. i used to have an unhealthy addiction to the GTA games until i decided to pick a random address outta the phonebook and send them away...yes i do have strange ideas sometimes. all my other party tricks are things you'll have to ask me about....

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

anyone, especially if you have any spare organs - i might be in need of some soon.... i went to rome recently and decided that i've gotta move their sometime soon, so any romans wanting to adopt an aussie, this is the place to apply. you could say the same of stockholm too - especially seeing as though it'll probably be my weekend getaway until i do actually move there. umm, anyone in Plymouth too seeing as though im the new guy.
other than that, Winnie Cooper, Dita Von Teese or Edie Sedgwick would be good

My Blog

Send Me to The Middle of Nowhere!!

PLEASE!!! after an action packed weekend of drugs, alcohol, loss of property, sleep deprivation, whoring myself and everything else that i'll mention at another date im now ready to leave london. it o...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 11:38:00 GMT

Stockholm Syndrome

a psychological response sometimes seen in an abducted hostage, in which the hostage shows signs of loyalty to the hostage-taker, regardless of the danger (or at least risk) in which the hostage has b...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 09:20:00 GMT

The Corparate Life of Your's Truly

So, some of you this week have asked me this week "what fucks name happened to you" because I have been quiet (to my millions and millions of followers...pfffft!). The Thing is, I haven't been quiet a...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 01:16:00 GMT

I live my life a quater mile at time.....

I know I'm stooping to an all time low when I'm quoting bad lines from lame movies about cars with lots of tacky vinyl patterns on the side, but sometimes I just need to feel like I'm Vin Dizzy. So I ...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 13:39:00 GMT

Senatus Populusque Romanus

SO THIS IS THE THE PRE-BLOG DISCLAIMER: ROME WASN'T BUILT IN A DAY AND NEITHER WAS THIS BLOG, SO IT'S GOING TO BE A WORK IN PROGRESS THAT I'LL LET YOU ALL KNOW ABOUT AS I UPDATE. THE BEST IS YET TO CO...
Posted by on Tue, 01 May 2007 12:58:00 GMT

Wonder if you can pick up my accent on the phone

COZ I'M IN LA-LA-LA-LA-LA LONDON STILL!!!!!!!!!! Well, in my mind I am! For some reason everyone tells me that London is just a overpriced, scummy old place full of arrogant cockney bastards & gim...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 07:07:00 GMT

if you care about my duck you'll win....

OK, I can't put it any simpler than this. If Australia looses to Greece today I AM GOING TO KILL THIS DUCK! No! Really! I yank no chain of anyones! Those bastards had me all hyped up for a win against...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 00:05:00 GMT