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Josh Mayhem Gets Freaky On The Dancefloor

GOD HAS A JOSH COMPLEX

About Me

BANGhER
1. Plan B - No good (Chase & Status remix) - White Label
2. Photek & Die feat. Hollie G. - Thunder (Die & Clipz Rmx) - Sanctuary Records
3. Makai - Beneath The Mask - Precision Breakbeat Research
4. Drumsound, Simon 'Bassline' Smith & The Ragga Twins - Ragga Twins Story (Dub Mix) – Easy Records
5. Roughcut feat. Scheme & MC Foxy - Fuck Off - Bounce Records
6. Audio Unit - Sequelle - Nemesis Recordings
7. Unknown - Drop Suey - White Label
8. Heavy Hittahz - L.A. Riots - Dub
9. Mike Jones - My 64 (FrayedKnot DNB Rmx) - Dub
10. Obstrukt - What You Know - Dub
11. Danny The Wildchild - Big Surprise - Dub
12. Adept - House of Phobias - Dub
13. The Clique - All I Need - Dub
14. Natural Kauses - Be Your Mistake - Dub
15. Jaye Ruue - Foty Fves - Dub
16. Mampi Swift - Hackers - Charge Recordings
17. Adept - I Don't Care - Dub
18. Evol Intent, Ewun, & Vicious Circle - Odd Number - Evol Intent Recordings
19. Concord Dawn - Morning Light (The Clique Hip Hop Remix) - Dub
20. Concord Dawn - Morning Light (VIP Rmx) – ?????
21. Photek feat. DJ Craze & MCMC – Number One Sound - Dub
22. Jaye Ruue - Bounce – Dub
23. D. Kay & Epsilon feat. MC Verse - Honey (D. Kay Rmx) - Uptempo Records
24. Infiltrata - 56 Fusion - Infiltrata Recordings
25. Kelly D. & Sufx - Jah Tech - Dub
26. Boxmon – One Love (Revised) - Dub
27. Evol Intent – Middle of the Night – Evol Intent Recordings
BANGhER is an all out slap yo momma dancefloor driven drum & bass mix. The quick mixing, double drops, and carefully programmed progession through different genres such as dancefloor, jump up, anthem, tech step, and kill your mother step will most likely make you want to have some dirty, naughty, anger driven sex.
Enjoy.
DWNLD BANGhER-- HERE .
Recorded & Mastered by Adam Antium @ Sound Control Studios
http://www.myspace.com/adamantium87
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DWNLD MOIST TOO-- HERE .
DWNLD STAT3SID3 SON!-- HERE .
I'm getting really good and quantum field manipulation and creating my own reality through mental manifestation, so this should be reading very different very soon. A lot of people say I'm funny, because I'm a clown, literally. No not really, at least not anymore. I think a lot of people think I'm funny cause I have a sick, twisted, demented, FUCKED up sense of humor and I can do a lot of impressions. What's really funny is that a lot of people think I'm an asshole for the same reasons. I guess it all depends on whether or not you're the person I"m making fun of. I'm a supa fly sexy DJ with what could be considered an unhealthy addiction to Drum & Bass. Because of my many years of attending dance parties I've learn how to shake my groove thang pretty damn good and have been known to tease and torment the ladies with my seductive booty dance of love. But sorry ladies, Im taken. I'm married to my wife Estee who I've been madly in love with for the past 8 years. I love to draw when I find the time but work hasn't left me with much time to draw anything lately, or perhaps DJing took over as my vice for self expression. I play guitar. I used to skateboard back in the day, but not anymore. I still keep a board in the trunk of my car though. I love writing but haven't written anything in years. I'm really a big lame dork who likes dragons, knives, Star Trek, and chess, and I still have my entire collection of over 300 G.I Joes. Whenever I walk up and down stairs I have a weird obsessive compulsive habit of having to count every one of them. My phobia's include spontaneous combustion and super markets. I have a fond appreciation for cheese. My pet peeve is people who smack their food when they chew. I love melon booty. I believe that without bad there would be no good so it must be good to be bad sometimes. For some reason I've been given the gift of finding sexual innuendoes in any topic I may be talking about and have the ability to turn it into some kind of flirtatious remark or cheesy pick up line. I'm very fond of sex, and I have to admit I think about it probably 99% of the time. My love for entertaining people naturally came from traveling with the circus during my youth. My mother was a trapeze artist and my father held the high honor of being shot from a cannon. I was known as "The Infamous Mutant Boy" because I was born with a third nipple, which unfortunately, never grew to full size. It's completely useless as opposed to my other full functioning nipples. Anyway, one tragic Sunday afternoon my fathers canon misfired and he was shot straight into Bobo the elephant. My father was severely injured. Bobo, and the midget riding Bobo, both died that day, along with my dreams of being a freak show headliner. After that nothing was the same. With the smell of cotton candy and blood still fresh in my mind my mother and I set our sites to the crystal clear skies of the San Fernando Valley with dreams of acquiring 9-5 offices jobs. Now I'm a recuiter otherwise known as a corporate slave trader, or a Head Hunter (which I think sounds way cooler). To escape the never ending routine that is now my life I have the occasional drink or 20, roll up some fatties, kick it with my homies and my girl, and rock out to Drum & Bass whenever I can. Occasionally I'll look back to my days as a carnie and dream of the successful, glamorous life I might have had, but sadly, that ship has sailed.

My Interests


My girl, SEX, melon booty, THE DRUMS AND THE BASS, music, DJing, dancing, skateboarding, drawing, art, writing, philosophy, meditation, pilates, quantum field manipulationb, psychological warfare, chaos theory, fractal geometry, space, energy, psycadelics, creating theories, stimulating conversations, sexually frustrating conversations, HUMOR, anything with midgets involved, selling babies on the black market

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet Mr Balloons Hands, or Captain Tying Knots

Drum & Bass fans, DJ's, producers, promoters, and event coordinators. People with legs that are two different lengths who are force to walk around in circles. Anybody that can see through the media driven fear and consumption that is controlling American society. People that can laugh about anything, and I mean everything.

Music:

DRUM AND BASS, Old School Hip Hop, Old School Techno, Breakbeat, Hardcore Gabber, Thievery Corporation, Groove Armada, Daft Punk, Linkin Park, System Of A Down, Korn, Soundgarden, Stone Temple Pilots, Audioslave, Rage Against The Machine, Stained, Metallica, Pantera, NOFX, Sublime, The Offspring, Sum 41, Bob Marley, Dance Hall Crashers, Morcheeba, Poopan Hooligan, Pink Floyd, The Doors, Jimi Hendrix, Led Zeppelin, Cat Stevens, The Beatles

Movies:

What the @#$%! do we know? All the Stars Wars movies, All the Star Trek Movies (Im a dork like that), All the Lord of the Rings Movies, All the Matrix Movies, Any Quentin Tarrantino film, Any Kevin Smith film, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Alice In Wonderland, The Nightmare Before Christmas, All the Predator Movies, All the Terminator Movies, All the Austin Powers Movies, Friday, Half Baked, The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human, Ace Ventura Pet Detective, Office Space, Bruce Alimighty, Super Troopers, Monty Python and the Search for the Holy Grail, Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle, Spaceballs, National Lampoons Van Wilder, The Karate Kid, Donnie Darko, Bruce Lee Films, Akira, Fist of the North Star, Ghost in a Shell, Concentric Beats, to name a few...

Television:

Modern Marvels (THE BEST!), Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Ali G Show, The Simpsons, The Family Guy, South Park, Space Ghost Coast to Coast, Crank Yankers, Chappelle's Show, Most Extreme Elimination Challenge, Star Trek - The Next Generation

Books:

The Celestine Prophecy

Heroes:

Hugh Hefner, Justin Timberlake, any male porn star.

My Blog

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JAMAICA HONEYMOON PICS

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SO I'M OFFICIALLY ENGAGED

...to my beautiful fiance Estee. Thats right, i'm officially off the market ladies. On Saturday, August 12th, after she was done with work at her salon, she received a treasure chest with her first cl...
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DISCO PARTY PICS

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