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Sauce

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About Me

.. Well, I have a tendency to end every sentence with the word yo, yo. I eat my chocolate pudding with a fork. I burn the candle at both ends. I FUCKING HATE snakes, those motherfuckers freak me out. I drink enough Pepsi that I should be sponsored. Jagermeister shots make me happy. I’m addicted to Girl Scout cookies, I bought 15 boxes of thin mints alone. I also fart a lot. I’m clumsy when I'm drunk, and I have shitty memory. I …….uh, what were we talking about? Every time a blue kool-aid commercial comes on I change the channel. (Blue Kool Aid = any tampon/ feminine hygiene commercial where that mysterious blue fluid is poured out to show the super absorbency) I wanna invent a chip to place in my TV that detects these commercials and quickly changes them into greatest sports highlights of the 20th century until the commercial is over. .. Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

A girl who'll bake me cookies when I got the munchies and will play air hockey with me when I'm bored.

Music:

Drum and Bass, Breakbeats, RATM, Primus, Rush, Beatles, The Doors, Beastie Boys, Foo Fighters, Run DMC, OutKast, Tribe called Quest, Pharcyde, James Brown, RHCP, Iron Maiden, Megadeth, Mile Davis, Buddy Miles, Led Zepplin, GNR, Hendrix, Faith No More, NIN, Herbie Hancock, Queens of the Stone Age, X Clan, Mos Def, Gang starr, Ghetto Boys, Public Enemy ........ too many to name.

Books:

Slaughterhouse 5, Damage Done, Tao of Pooh, 1984, but I mainly read magazines like Vice and Knowledge .

Heroes:

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My Blog

What the FUCK

Made you look. Now get back to work, I think I see your boss coming.
Posted by Sauce on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 09:06:00 PST

Farewell Good buddy, you will be missed

Enjoy that big pond in the sky. Say what up to Ralph for me.
Posted by Sauce on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 02:17:00 PST

Tampon flavored water

So I am walking back to work and I see a truck getting unloaded with crates upon crates on bottled water. There was some sort of promotion going on where they we giving out these crates to pretty much...
Posted by Sauce on Thu, 24 May 2007 03:55:00 PST

KISS sucks!

I'm going to go a head and say it. KISS SUCKS ASS!!! Sorry Kiss fans, but it true. They are a bunch of no talent hacks that happened to find a good gimmick for their band. If it wasn't for the fact th...
Posted by Sauce on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 03:58:00 PST

Ever seen a Buckeye cry?

Last night, #1 ranked Thee Ohio State Buckeyes got their nuts (No pun intended, although a buckeye is a nut) handed to them by #2 ranked Florida in BSC National Championship game 41-14. So, I'm sittin...
Posted by Sauce on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 11:04:00 PST

FUCK

Its dark day for us Steeler fans. After almost 15 years being at the helm, our beloved coach Bill Cowher has retired. So not only  did Cowher retire, but we didn't make the playoffs. I feel like ...
Posted by Sauce on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 11:22:00 PST

A letter to God

Dear Big Guy,   Hey, how's it going? Haven't talked to you in a while, thought I'd write you up to see how things are going "up there". I'm doing good, but you should that since you are all knowi...
Posted by Sauce on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 11:14:00 PST

Public Fucking Enemy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So, last night I went to the House of Blues to see X-Clan and Public Enemy. The show was fucking sweet. What made last night the best night I've had in years was I got a chance to met two of my idols....
Posted by Sauce on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 10:59:00 PST

Does anyone have Yoda's email address?

The nerdary continues. The ghetto Jedi at my work told us he gone to the dark side. So I started calling him 50 Sith. When questioned about his Jedi powers he had an answer for just about everything...
Posted by Sauce on Wed, 05 Oct 2005 11:05:00 PST

Lunch with Maury

Part of my daily lunch routine is go home grab a bite to eat and watch Maury Povich. Today, they aired my favorite topic: Paternity test&..not the baby daddy. Theres nothing that cracks me up more th...
Posted by Sauce on Wed, 28 Sep 2005 02:21:00 PST