_creating
_destroying
_art
_design
_music
_photography
_literature
_astrology
_laughter
_dirty jokes
_puns
_sarcasm
_quick wit
_human behavior
_travel
_sleep
_insomnia
_intern3t
_pr0n
_all things sex
_all things love
_trying new food
_dancing
_clothes
_long convos about stuff
_singing & smoking in the car
_pinball & pacman
_newcastle & heineken
_jager & redbull
_smokey dive bars
_good juke boxes
_cool shiny gadgets
_sushi & korean
_japanese culture
_vinyl TOYS!!!
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I'd like to meet:
Someone without a fucking Myspace account! HAH!
Otherwise, whoever... just please be from the deeper end of the gene pool.
if you've been called "shallow" before, dont even bother!!!
I want to meet people with ridiculously good taste in music.
who want to play texas holdem or blackjack with me.
who have something to teach me.
guys who want to be friends first.
girls who aren't shallow judgemental bitches.
someone who can laugh at themselves.
someone who can make me laugh until im crying and gripping my stomach in pain. artists, musicians, dj's, producers, innovators, motivators, creatives, entertainers, educators, wisdom droppers, hiphoppers, old souls and kids at heart.
P.S. IF YOU'RE GONNA READ 1 THING ON MY PAGE, READ THIS:
i'm not here to collect "friends"!!! im fucking serious!!! if i dont know you in person, and you send me a random add request; you're getting denied. that's pretty much all there is to it. TALK TO ME FIRST. and no, a message still does not necessarily = an add either. if you think thats lame, dont talk to me. kthxbye.
Music:
Genres: [drum&bass/jungle, good hiphop!, downtempo, triphop, house (deep_tribal), soul, reggae, classic rock, punk, metal, basically anything loud and expressive. anything to fit my current mood.]
Some Artists:
[in no particular order:
_marcus intalex
_high contrast
_andy c
_hype
_fresh
_pendulum
_d bridge
_shy fx
_john b
_teebee
_AI
_LTJ bukem
_roni size
_dj lee
_cyantific
_lamb
_portishead
_frou frou
_breakestra
_mos def
_common
_tribe called quest
_lyrics born
_little brother
_kanye west
_nas
_del
_aceyalone
_de la soul
_wu tang
_j5
_dj z-trip
_rjd2
_dj shadow
_kid koala
_erikah badu
_doc martin
_mark farina
_orbital
_daft punk
_incubus
_tool
_sepultura
_slayer
_megadeth
_old metallica
_beck
_goldfinger
_nofx
_suicide machines
_guttermouth
_weezer
_postal service
_the mars volta
_modest mouse
_deftones
_rage against the machine
_nirvana
_the beatles
_bob marley
_the cure
_pink floyd
_led zeppelin
_abba (yes i said ABBA!)
...man i can go on forever...
i guess i sorta like it all. well, almost.]
a n y t h i n g b u t m i c h a e l b o l t o n . w h y s h o u l d i c h a n g e , h e ' s t h e o n e w h o s u c k s !_________________________
Movies:
boogie nights, office space, zoolander, fight club, pulp fiction, jackie brown, casino, scarface, pi, slc punk, kids, american history x, 25th hour, the game, 21 grams, blow, snatch, taxi driver, lord of war, city of god, y tu mama tambien, moscow doesnt believe in tears, the hours, rosemary's baby, the birds, the shining, roger and me, clerks, jay and silent bob, chasing amy, shaun of the dead, wayne's world, wave twisters, ghost world, beat street, the warriors, rocky horror, kill bill 1+2, kung fu hustle, flying guillotine, karate kid, willy wonka, wizard of oz, alice in wonderland, the 1st king kong movie, aliens, 6th sense, the ring, ghost in the shell ...too many more to list!
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Television:
top chef, celebrity poker showdown, world series of poker, simpsons, family guy, south park, pretty much all the stupid reality tv shit, anything on hbo, tlc, food network, discovery, history, etc... i go through periods where i dont watch tv for months. but sometimes you need a break from your own reality, yaheard?
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Books:
Memoirs of a Geisha, Choke, How to Build a Time Machine, anything by Stephen King.. Rose Madder, Desperation, Dolores Claiborne, Firestarter, The Shining etc.. George Orwell's 1984, Amy Tan's The Joy Luck Club, Thrasher's Insane Terrain, Bradbury's Fahrenheit 451, all the Gary Larson, Calvin and Hobbes, any good astrology book, design, architechture, art history, Dali, pop art, traditional russian art, communist propoganda, typography, photography, cookbooks... i worked in a library for years. i love books.
CURRENTLY READING: "Eats, Shoots, and Leaves" by Lynne Truss. A surprisingly hilarious book about punctuation that everyone on myspace needs to invest in.
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Heroes:
Jon & Martha Stewart
Michael Moore
me.
Here's the stuff you really care about...
Status:tawt!
Here for:i heard there was an open bar?
Not Here for:meeting you, random people!
Orientation:
Hometown:
Body Type:i'm damn short.
Ethnicity:dirty commie.
Religion:
Sign:textbook fucking Scorpio.Smoke/Drink:TOO/MUCH!
Children:= overpopulation!
Education:Bachelor's Degree - Art/Graphic Design.
Occupation:graphic & production artist
Income:never enough.
