Cutestina

Cristina was the cutest little loquita growing up in Veronica, and so earned herself the name Cutestina. Her songs are beautiful Latin folk songs about the spectacular country side and farm land in rural Argentina where Cristina lived when she received her fancy, expensive, green, winter coat to keep her warm and pose for lasting pictures in when she was just a young chiquita. Cristina used to wear her fancy green coat every winter morning when she would milk the cow for her fresh, warm breakfast milk before school. She would eat a banana, a toast, and a glass of fresh, warm cows milk every day. One day while Cristina was still growing a beautiful corn plant for a school contest, the cow broke through the fence and ate all of Cristina's corn plant. Cristina was so upset that not even her fancy green coat could cheer her up for many days. So Cristina stuck a metal pencil in the electrical outlet in the barn and blew out the electricity so the cow would have no power to warm up the cold barn or watch TV. Soon after Cristina drove the modazycle into town to buy a new fuse for the barn, and then she built a big electrically charged fence around the barn to keep the cow from eating her corn plant, but instead the cow ran into the fence while chasing a chicken and got electrocuted. So Cristina put on her fancy green coat, tied the cow to the modazycle, and drove the modazycle to the butcher shop to cut up the dead cow into many tasty steaks. This tragic incident inspired Cutestina's first number 1 hit song in Buenos Aires, "I Will Milk The Cow Until She Eats My Corn". Soon after Cutestina composed many other hit songs including "My Fancy Green Coat", "Driving The Modazycle", "Eating A Toast", and "Sleeping With The Porks".