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Mike

Electricity makes me INSANE!

About Me



Caedite eos! Novit enim Dominus qui sunt eius.

My Interests

Zombies.

I'd like to meet:


You have been marked on my profile map!

Music:

No Rx needed.

Movies:

Ones with your mom in them.

Television:

Will kill you if you don't kill it first.

Books:

The Great Shark Hunt

Heroes:

Will be shot .

My Blog

Lipstick on a Pig...

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Posted by Mike von der Hölle. on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 01:47:00 PST

If A Very Nice Looking Girl Offers to Eat Your Feces...


Posted by Mike von der Hölle. on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 09:45:00 PST

ARISE Vol.I

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Posted by Mike von der Hölle. on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 09:18:00 PST

Know Your Metal

This is the situation: There is a beautiful princess trapped in a castle guarded by a dragon. Here is the end of the story with different kind of metalheads as knights. * POWER METAL The protago...
Posted by Mike von der Hölle. on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 11:46:00 PST

You Dropped a Bomb on Me

A terrorist is someone who has a bomb but doesn't have an air force A few people we've bombed... Korea and China 1950-53 (Korean War) Guatemala 1954 Indonesia 1958 Cuba 1959-1961 ...
Posted by Mike von der Hölle. on Mon, 23 Jan 2006 02:21:00 PST

Be Afraid.

Our government has kept us in a perpetual state of fear, kept us in a continuous stampede of patriotic fervor with the cry of grave national emergency. Always there has been some terrible evil...
Posted by Mike von der Hölle. on Mon, 23 Jan 2006 01:31:00 PST

If you ever need to know...

Hey kids! Now you can rock your bandanas the right way. Get What you want. When you want. How you want. Hit the rest area scene in style and confidence! That's right, the anonymous sex craze is swe...
Posted by Mike von der Hölle. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST