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What Classic Pin-Up Are You?
You're Bettie Page!
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Join| Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab CodeI am a Stinger!!! I like trash fires. I smell like trash fire. I will knock over your garbage can and set the trash on fire. I do not like Glass Daggers. Glass Daggers just like to cut. They do not set trash fires. Stingers ride on wheels of fire...trash fire. I like a band called Bitchcopter. They sing about stuff I like. Bologna,boobs,bullseye,ya know...stuff. I used to like to dance, but Michelle don't dance no more, all she do is diss.
I'm passive aggressive. There was a girl here at work I hated so every day when she was at lunch I would take her scissors and cut the calluses off of my feet. I have square-danced in 9 different countries. I was flown to Canada 1 weekend just to square dance. I have met Fugazi, Blas Elias (from Slaughter), Joe Holmes (used to play guitar for Ozzy after Zakk Wylde), and I have mooned Mike Patton. I was a fat kid so when I like people I make fun of them incessantly because that is all I know. I have friends but they hate me b/c I make fun of them. I punch myself in the tits every night to make them swell up and look bigger the next day. OK I don't actually do it but I think about it sometimes. Instead , I drink lots of caffeine and get those little cysts which makes them look bigger but they feel like 2 socks stuffed with gravel.HEY Y'ALL! I'm going to nursing school. So if any of you need enemas, catheters, or removal of a fecal impaction...holla atcha grrrl.
What mythical beast are you?
You're a phoenix. You can take anything from life and emerge none the worse for wear. Others admire you and are always chasing after you; whether or not you pay attention depends on your mood. Spontaneity is both a virtue and a vice in you. Your alignment is neutral, leaning slightly towards *good*.
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Which Bettie Page Are You?
You are Wild Jungle Bettie!
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What Your Soul Really Looks Like
You are a wanderer. You constantly long for a new adventure, challenge, or eve a completely different life.You are a grounded person, but you also leave room for imagination and dreams. You feet may be on the ground, but you're head is in the clouds.You believe that people see you as larger than life and important. While this is true, they also think you're a bit full of yourself.Your near future is calm, relaxing, and pretty much what you want. And it's something you've been anticipating for a while now.For you, love is all about caring and comfort. You couldn't fall in love with someone you didn't trust. Inside the Room of Your Soul
