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kc

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About Me

i think, therefore i am. i doubt, therefore i might be. i like riding mechanical bulls and climbing trees. i'm afraid of frogs, asteroids and fruity pebble treats. organized religion freaks me out. organized crime piques my curiosity. i love going to the dentist. i'd prefer to wear the same clothes every day and just change my hair style and toe nail polish. i think that the general population is stupid. i don't have a tattoo on the small of my back. i like food that you can eat from a bowl with a spoon. sometimes i like to scream at the top of my lungs when i'm driving. nothing makes me laugh more than when i trip and fall. i also enjoy watching other people fall (elderly are exempt, some kids included). i aspire to fold a fitted sheet like my grandma.

My Interests

films, books, strangers, oceans, science, roller coasters, superheros, conspiracy theories, swedish fish, modern dance, pool hustlers, dominoes, q-tips, scissors, geodesic domes, bakelite plastic, balloons, min pins, pogo sticks, shoes, outer space, raffelsia arnoldi, asperger syndrome, special ed. inclusion, beef jerky, skeleton keys, glasses, horse shoes, cheerleading accidents, 70s mod furniture, red wine

I'd like to meet:

I WANT TO MEET THIS GIRL!!!!

Movies:

serial mom, pecker, down by law, dead man, blue velvet, heathers, the house of yes, rubin & ed, boondock saints, summer school, the butcher boy, apocalypse now, rivers edge, pet cemetery, existenz, sick, rad, krush groove, scratch, east is east, high tension, chungking express, seven samurai, cannonball run, teen wolf, pretty in pink, say anything, drop dead fred, throw mama from the train, the eye, dirty pretty things, star wars 4-6, battle royale, delicatessen, suicide kings, the deer hunter, lone wolf and cub series, the godfather 1 & 2, bill hicks stand-up, on any sunday, lonesome dove, let's go to prison, etc.

Television:

malcolm in the middle, scrubs, wheel of fortune, six feet under, arrested development, the golden girls, ab fab, 3rd rock from the sun, the young ones, quantum leap

Books:

bukowski, w.s.burroughs, t.robbins, fante, j.k.rowling, j.d.salinger, b.fuller, coupland, h.s.thompson, calvino, kafka, shakespeare, sedaris, achebe, f. douglass, t. williams, a.huxley, h.miller, kipling, f.l. block, the dictionary, etc.

Heroes:

have always been cowboys...

My Blog

disarming george lucas

this is what happens when i get sick and can't go to work for 2 days!the phantom menacenobody loses an arm?!?! i'd watch it again to make sure, but fucksa yousa jarjar binks!!attack of the clones1. an...
Posted by kc on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 05:14:00 PST

new years 2006

I'm in the shower, rushing to get ready, neglecting to shave my legs. I hear a woman screaming in anger and terror. The noise pauses. Then I hear banging, clanking, and a shriek, now closer than befo...
Posted by kc on Sat, 22 Dec 2007 06:22:00 PST