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Benny Hell

If eveything was perfect, how could perfection be defined.

About Me

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My Interests

Oddly enough, you will not find anything politically correct on this page, so if PC tickles your gonads, I recommend you go elsewhere.

Music music music, travel, concerts and gigs, tattoos and more tattoos, politics, motorbikes, cooking and eating healthy, the pleasures of beer, good vodka and good whiskey, drawing and art.

Medieval Architecture, Hapsburg, Eastern and Central European, and Austro Hungarian era Neo Classicical Architecture also

I'd like to meet:

the Strap On Care Bears, Eric Estrada, Imre Nagy, and John, and the authoritarian WestWall Life boy band, which is basically Stalin, Hitler, Mao, Ceacescu and Eamonn De Valera singing a selction of Burlesque classics and Anarcho Anthems

Music:

On the player this week:

Rudimentary Peni: No More Pain E.P, Damned: Strawberries, Subhumans: Internal Riot, Gluecifer: All the 7's, The Apostles: How Much Longer, Pagans: The Pagans, Vorkriegsjugend: VKJ, Wet Za Wet: To Mega Therion, Malignant Tumour/Gurkha: Split LP, Hawkwind: In Search of Space/ Hall of the Mountain Grill/Warriors on the edge of time.

Amebix, early Johnny Cash, Killing Joke, Rotz Kotz, Doom, Icons of Filth, Aurora, 7 seconds, Discharge, GBH, Thin Lizzy, Wipers, New York Dolls, Motorhead, No Means No, Torpedo Moskau, Peter Pan Speedrock, Hawkwind, Roy Orbison, Tampere SS, Slime, Outcasts, Menace, Bags, Weirdos, Cock Sparrer, Toxic Waste, Luke Kelly and the Dubliners, Chaos Z, Subhumans, Ruefrex, Los Decibelos, Cress, MDC, Disorder, Gluecifer

Venom, TRBNGR, Snuff, Hellacopters, DOA, Jello Biafra, Bad Brains, Conflict, Leatherface, Stalag, 17, Poison Idea, Los Crudos, Oi Polloi, Damned, Misfits, Johnny Moped, Wolfpack,P.A.I.N, Wolfbrigade, Pogues, Vorkriegsjugend, Rudimentary Peni,4 skins, Daily Terror

Ramones, Channel 3, Germs, Oi Zone, ACDC, Tubeaway Army, KFC, Zeke, Cramps, Coitus, Johnny Thunders and the heartbreakers, Coldwar, Stranglers, Ministry, Bastards, Supersuckers

Svastox, Ruts, Raped, Clash, Dead Kennedys, Radical Dance Faction, Richard hell and the Voidods, SLF, Mob 47, Swingin Utters, Kaltwetterfront, Terrorgrupe, Peninska Patka, CPG, Blitz, Anti Cimex, Kaaos, Entombed, Avengers, Cumshots

Siouxsie, Virgin Prunes, Paraf, Normahl, Patrick Fitzgerald, Abwarts, Crisis, The Wall, Partisans, Defiance, Skeptix, Peter and the test tube babies, Espasmodicos, Ratos de Parao, OHL, Undertones, Toxoplasma... basically I'm a sucker for godd 77 era punk, old Irish Punk, 80's Scandinavian/ Finnish/ German/Polish /Hungarian/ Spanish hardcore.. ah fuck it.. where do I stop ????

Movies:

La Reine Margot, Stalingrad, Withnail and I, the Graduate....... too many to list. I love Amelie.... oh and of course Beverly Hills Cocks and Hitler in Linz:The Cottaging years

Television:

Anything historical and factual. I despise reality TV. EastRearEnders is good too.

Books:

Historical texts on Eastern/ Central Europe/ Balkans. Very little fiction these days... "The butcher boy" is cool, "Tarry Flynn", by Patrick Kavanagh, Gulag Archipelago... allsorts. 2000AD, Rogue Trooper is king, Sandman especially Lady Death ; ) ,Hellblazer.

Heroes:

The guy who makes the "Dum Aloo Kashmiri" in my local Indian restaurant in town. He's a genius. I'm also very fond of the person who does my "back, sack and crack" wax jobs. I worship them. The bar staff in the Dice Bar

My Blog

Benedict on tour: USA dates, live now !!!

This is gonna be one riot of a tour. Forget punk, forget H/C, forget your sorrows, Ratzinger, the ex hitler-jugend, my honour is loyalty, homo hater, condom banning, sunken eyed Vader wanna be, cock r...
Posted by Benny Hell on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 02:30:00 PST

Mike Reid is dead

I went away on vacation on nobody called me to tell me that Mike Reid died and I'm disgusted, so disgusted that I've done myself up all night like Pat Butcher... all pink lipstick , knickers made of b...
Posted by Benny Hell on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 08:53:00 PST

Paint along with Nancy and the revival of the word "benny"

Initially, may I make an apology to those who won't have a fucking clue about todays topic. It really is only aimed at those from the islands of Ireland, the Isle of Man, Britain, Jersey, Guernse...
Posted by Benny Hell on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 08:58:00 PST

Ryder cup comedown

Golf. Fuck Golf, unless they use Mills Bombs for golf balls. I'm off for a round of golf next week.. it's great; me and my bank manager and all the other swine. I'm also a Prada maniac, and as I've ju...
Posted by Benny Hell on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 07:16:00 PST

A quick homage to Oi Polloi

The new LP is a fucking blinder. I don't speak Scots Gaelic, but it's like listening to Los Crudos or Ratos De Parao for the first time; a punk blinder. Defo, one of the best they're released sin...
Posted by Benny Hell on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 08:21:00 PST

Getting that 80's vibe

I'm surprised that I've had the energy to even write this, as I've been laughing constantly since some cuntlord came up with the idea of photoshopping Saddam and Osama's heads onto two bikini clad com...
Posted by Benny Hell on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 07:53:00 PST

Creationism........ fuck that ?

Apologies, drunk again in the middle of the working day. Anyways, it's been so long, the Roberts are chaffing at the bit, Dezzie Arnez has balled Lucille, Richard Gere has been arrested in Peru f...
Posted by Benny Hell on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 08:23:00 PST

New Years Eve R&B party.. yehaaaaaaaaw!

Oh, it's so fucking RAD. Since I got so fucked up in London because of the alcohol reacting with the painkillers that I was prescribed for my sex change operation, I've been feeling sooooooo depressed...
Posted by Benny Hell on Thu, 15 Dec 2005 04:30:00 PST

Britneys baby - insider shocker !

To the people in my inner circle, it will come as no surprise whatsoever, to hear that I was whisked over to the USA the other week, to manage the birth of Britney and Roberts baby . Kevin is such a t...
Posted by Benny Hell on Thu, 22 Sep 2005 08:37:00 PST

Ashlee Simpson is undiscovered !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now what the fuck is this all about, and who in their right mind gives a fuck ? I for one don't gave a tuppeny bollocks if she is discovered / undiscovered, but maybe if she is discovered along with s...
Posted by Benny Hell on Mon, 29 Aug 2005 08:58:00 PST