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..The Cumshots come from Oslo, Norway, and to be honest, Norway probably doesn’t want them to. Getting famous all over the world after having 2 people fucking on stage during a festival in the south of Norway has only added to their already shady reputation.They got together during the final months of the last century feeling something had to be done. All the fun seemed to have vanished from the metal scene, and Norway looked to be the "ground zero" of pure metal idiocy. By God we were a nation of pathetic, underfed nitwits. Every make-up-wearing crossdresser in the country was the critics favourite, and none of them looked to be having more fun than your everyday 80’s gothfan. Well the Cumshots has had their share of fun, and they didn’t have to look like idiots to get it. After 3 albums, one of which ("Norwegian Jesus") was nominated for the Norwegian grammys, winning the unofficial World Championships of rock in Bilbao, hundreds of concerts and generally raising havoc wherever anybody dares to book them they are still going strong. Nothing short of a miracle, considering the beatings they have taken on their everlasting quest to destroy themselves, physically and mentally, when on stage. The amount of time spent in emergency rooms after shows have postponed way too many afterparties for the handsome quintet. But as they so charmingly put it themselves: "We are the true cancer of Norwegian metal. We will never go away. Never." And they won’t. Their love for music and playing live will keep them going forever. I’m sorry to say it, but you’re gonna love them. They might hate themselves, but you, YOU, are gonna love them. And if you don’t, they’ll make youâ€¦

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Member Since: 1/25/2006
Band Website: thecumshots.org
Band Members: Max Cargo (vocals) El Doom (guitar) Freddie Tennessee (guitar) Tommy Dean (bass) Chris Bartender (drums)
Influences: Motorhead, Slayer, Elvis Presley
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Record Label: Rodeostar
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

Yo Yo Yo!!

Jeg spiller plater på Fiasco på fredag! (14. mars)...så mye mer er det vel ikke å si om den saken...Fredrik
Posted by The Cumshots on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 05:43:00 PST

Good news for all our fans!

IT'S ON ! The Cumshots have just signed a multi million record deal with the German label, Rodeostar. They will re-release our last album "Just Quit Trying", with a brand new video ("I drink al...
Posted by The Cumshots on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 05:44:00 PST

Plater da vettu

Øystein fra the god damn tennessee beats og jeg spiller plater på cafe fiasco på lørdag (24. nov)Hva slags musikk vi spiller? Both kinds, Rock AND RollFredde Hennessey
Posted by The Cumshots on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 04:10:00 PST

Gigs, stupid

Yo yo yo!!Vi spiller på Baråtti på Strømmen på fredag (2. nov.) Gleder oss til å treffe Biffen, og Nigel Tufnell igjen!!Også spiller vi på Kongsvinger på lørran da vettu, på Chaplin...HilsenAnonym...
Posted by The Cumshots on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 02:26:00 PST

VI SPILLER PÅ STORÅS I MORRA

De Beerfest folka har monga, så vi spiller på Storås Utested i morra, ikke Storås-festivalen så ikke dra ut i skogen. Storås UTESTED. Vi skal spille på Storås-festivalen også, men det er ikke i morra....
Posted by The Cumshots on Fri, 11 May 2007 10:39:00 PST

på'n igjen

Jeg spiller skiver jeg liker på fiasco fredag 20. apr.p.s jeg har veldig god smakF. Tennessee
Posted by The Cumshots on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 06:45:00 PST

javisst

Jeg spiller plater på Fiasco på fredag (30.) Og jeg får besøk av Max Cargo som også har tenkt til å spille en plate eller to.Fredrik
Posted by The Cumshots on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 05:34:00 PST

Fiasco

Jeg spiller skiver på Fiasco fredag 9. mars, tror faan steike jeg spiller der 30. også, skal sjekke..Fredrik
Posted by The Cumshots on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 06:12:00 PST

Kjære mister lakkbukser og mascara

Du har noe som ikke er ditt.Send det til:Fredrik GretlandSeilduksgata 28a0553Oslo
Posted by The Cumshots on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 06:54:00 PST

Floria Glames

Hællæ! Jeg spiller plater sammen med Øystein fra tennessee beats på Gloria på lørra. Kom og rist på rassa.. F. Tennessee
Posted by The Cumshots on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 12:24:00 PST