graph: fpm, or fucks per minute |
i am goddamn tired of being sick. i got pneumonia my last day in san diego and i've basically been sick since then, except for a brief period where i felt like i was getting better but i wasn't. curre...
Posted by heather on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 07:21:00 PST |
1-800-demon dog |
i HATE that 1800petmeds.com flash ad. has anyone else seen it? it's so poorly designed - the doggie's eyes are supposed to follow the cursor, but instead of setting it so that the dog's irises will al...
Posted by heather on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 11:14:00 PST |
i finally had a rad day |
andrew came to work to visit me so i took my lunch early and sat downstairs in the cafe with him and a delicious aranciata. (it's like orangeade) i'm totally gay for him. he wrote me a sheet of logari...
Posted by heather on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 02:44:00 PST |
what do you call it when you do the same thing and expect different results |
there has never, ever, ever, ever, ever, EVER been a situation where food has magically improved its flavor after sitting in a fridge for a day. especially not when it was crap to begin with. WHY did ...
Posted by heather on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 02:54:00 PST |
a stupid day |
today i had to cancel my flight to new york. i also got the worst chinese food ever for lunch (i forgot to bring my lunch i had all packed), accidently took a trip to beverly hills on my lunch break, ...
Posted by heather on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 04:18:00 PST |
this is not the time or place for intelligent conversation |
shelby: having a dog is like saying i'm boring shelby: woof woof i;m boring heather: having a dog is like saying i'd like a baby but only if i can take it outside and let it shit under a tree instead ...
Posted by heather on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 09:39:00 PST |
sizzurp-flavor blunts |
they gave me 2 big bottles of promethazine w/codeine at the doctor's office. it's colloquially known as sizzurp or purple drank. once again, rap music makes dumb white kids want to do dumb things - i ...
Posted by heather on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 08:28:00 PST |
now i don't feel so bad anymore |
i just booked my flight to new york to go see hard n' phirm do their first comedy central presents special. it cost me all of 10 dollars. it would've been 7.50 if i hadn't been a dumbass and booked my...
Posted by heather on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 09:08:00 PST |
things i got at comic-con |
i got this poster for free at the shout factory booth. the girl behind the counter asked if i had bought zach's dvd, and i said yeah, so she poked her head under the booth and came out with this. very...
Posted by heather on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 08:05:00 PST |
comic-con pictures |
all my san diego picturesjust the sarah silverman program picturesjust the awesomecon pictures...
Posted by heather on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 04:43:00 PST |
