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Chris

sparkiepop is the beast.

About Me

America's Gentle Giant
Now with 40% more being hella rad!
Honorary Bust Magazine Boy Du Jour
Vegetarian? Yep.
I sell hand stenciled shirts here

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huond

My Interests

laughing and chuckling and giggling and tittering and snickering and convulsing (in an enjoyable context, not like an epileptic) and guffawing and cachinnating and whizgigging and even smiling

I'd like to meet:

people who love me as much as i do (a whole lot!)

Music:

last week it was these:

Heroes:

I say this with no exaggeration or bias: I am the greatest person ever in the history of the world...(also Gary Stern)

My Blog

Dear Bureaucracy

You're driving me bureaucrazy!Hate,Chris
Posted by Chris on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 04:03:00 PST

not having the internet

I have been watching a lot of tv, and by tv, I mean Law & Order.  I think somewhere between 18 and 20 hours of it this week.Last time I got a haircut, I told the girl to cut it like Sam Water...
Posted by Chris on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 12:56:00 PST

I wasn't born of a whistle but i was milked from a thistle

i'm outta here, thistle circle of cedar park, tx.hello denton!sup dawg?  anyone know where i play a pickup game of snooker and get a snifter of brandy?  I like things that start with "sn."EX...
Posted by Chris on Thu, 31 May 2007 10:29:00 PST

GET READY TO GO HOARSE OVER HORSES

OOOOHHH BOY!  Remember joke blods that I used to write like this one that I'm about to write right about now??  Remember how I said I was never gonna write another one of those blods again!&...
Posted by Chris on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 01:00:00 PST

I guess am a retired teacher now

I'm cashing out my retirement from Teacher Retirement System of Texas.  So this is what it's like to be retired.  This is sweeeeeet.  Now I just have to wait for the warm embrace of dea...
Posted by Chris on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 12:36:00 PST

ABOUT THE NEW AUTHOR (TOMMY)


Posted by Chris on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 01:38:00 PST

TOMMY'S BACK

this is TOMMYI'M BACKI NEVER LEFTI'M STILL HERE STUPID
Posted by Chris on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 01:37:00 PST

TOMMY NOTICES NEARLY 9000 VIEWS

   FOR NAUGHTFOR NAAAAAAAAUGHT!NOT FOR YOU, NOT ANYMORE
Posted by Chris on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 01:31:00 PST

MISS IT YET? (THIS IS TOMMY)

I BET YOU MISS YOUR MYSPACEMAYBE NEXT TIME YOUR PASSWORD WON'T BE SO OBVIOUS
Posted by Chris on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 01:27:00 PST

I Am Not Chris Hound (Chris [Hound {huond}])

My name is Tommy.  I run this place now.  
Posted by Chris on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 01:00:00 PST