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Jøñåthän Páçé

About Me

I have excellent depth perception, but poor night vision.

Click below to see me tell jokes.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Matthew, Mark, Luke, John, Paul, George, or Ringo. Also: cads, rapscallions, and ne'er-do-wells.
Alive: Howard Stern, David Letterman, Steve Martin, Waldorf, Statler
Dead: Bill Hicks, John Wilkes Booth, Andy Kaufman

My Blog

Eurotics

I follow European politics a little bit.  Not a lot, but certainly more so than stuff stateside.  For all the chaos parliamentary and coalition-built governments can cause, they're certainly mo...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Jun 2009 09:20:00 GMT

Wow.... Just.... wow.

A German food company is marketing fried chicken under the name "Obama Fingers".http://www.spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/0,151 8,612684,00.htmlThis has got to be the most racially insensitive thin...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Mar 2009 08:49:00 GMT

electioneering

Asked on of these questions lasts night at Jabbertalky, so figured I'd try to think of more...I'm currently undecided and kinda waiting for the debates to make up my mind.  Here are a coupla ques...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Sep 2008 15:09:00 GMT

Race relations seem perfectly fine to me.

Dallas County Commissioner John Wiley Price objected to the use of the term "black hole" when describing a central collections office from which paperwork didn't seem to be able to escape, and cited r...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Jul 2008 12:01:00 GMT

Things I know

Things I know how to do:- Use Border Gateway Protocol to advertise IP routes both within and to external Autonomous Systems thereby facilitating exchange of packet switched information via the global ...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Jul 2008 08:54:00 GMT

Mike Yanagita

Do you ever feel like the Asian guy in the movie Fargo?  He doesn't really fit in the movie.  He's only around for a brief while, and then the only time he's referred to by the other charact...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Jul 2008 09:17:00 GMT

If you face disappointment, just remember that life goes on....

and on...and on....and on......and on.........
Posted by on Sun, 25 May 2008 16:56:00 GMT

Best. Headline. Ever.

As concerned as I am for global climate change and its effects on aviary populations, I think my love of this story centers more on the beavis/butthead in me.http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/...
Posted by on Sun, 11 May 2008 03:10:00 GMT

screening

i just found out that my company will be renting out a theater to have a private preview showing of some indie film about a crystal skull.  i dunno what the deal is with that,  but i love in...
Posted by on Sun, 04 May 2008 13:08:00 GMT

overheard

Actual things overheard recently.At a coffee shop:Girl A:  Hey, I know that dude, he’s totally in my AA meetings!Girl B: Uh, you know what the second "A" stands for?Girl A: Yeah, Anonym-......
Posted by on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 14:25:00 GMT